Hurricane Season Is Fun

This is always the fun time of year when you get really encouraging weather forecasts like this one. Nothing better than a big, fat, red question mark on your weather forecast.

Women Can't Lead

John McCain has chosen Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice-presidential candidate on the Republican ticket for the White House, a senior McCain campaign official has told CNN. The 44-year-old Palin, now in her first term as governor, is a pioneering figure in Alaska, the first woman and the youngest person to hold the state's top political job.

But women get, like, periods and stuff. And McCain's gonna die while in office. And then what - I have to live in a country ruled by a hormonal woman? I don't think so.

In all seriousness though, this is turning out to be quite the historic presidential race, whichever way it goes. Kinda cool.

Max Payne Trailer

'Max Payne' Theatrical Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

Here's the full trailer for Max Payne, which still looks really cool. Marlo from The Wire! Sucre from Prison Break! And I'm sorry can we all agree that Mila Kunis is hot as balls?

Mulder, You Dog!

David Duchovny is currently at a rehabilitation center for sex addiction.

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” the former X-Files star’s lawyer tells People. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni for over 10 years and they have two children together – daughter Madelaine, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

Back in May, Best Life reported, “There was the time [Duchovny] confessed to a reporter about his fascination with hotel porn (’I like to watch other people —k’ was the exact quote) and rumors swirled that he was a sex addict.”

Screw his privacy - I want details!!

BBX: Double Eviction!

WTH? Double Eviction Night? Did they tell us this in advance? I must have missed it, what with all the fast-forwarding I do. YAY HOORAY!

Michelle is predictably pissed about being nominated. In that brash Michelle way. Ollie calls Dan out for breaking their deal. Dan walks away. LOL! He's such an asshole. Ollie raged out and broke stuff.

First Eviction: Michelle. At least I don't have to look at her or hear her voice anymore.

Ultra-Fast Head of Household: Keesha. DAMMIT! Jerry was thisclose.

Ultra-Fast Nominations: Jerry and Ollie.

Ultra-Fast Power of Veto: Dan. Doesn't use it.

Second Eviction: Ollie. He just fails at this game. He didn't even look like he was trying he was so pissed after the HoH Competition. Hell, he was pissed after Dan's crap. Now he can see his girlfriend at least.

This totally sucks though because he was the only one left that I liked. I'M BITTER! I love how he just got right up and walked out. Much love, Ollie!

Now the big alliance gets to cannibalize each other. That should be fun. Ish.

Harrisburg Represent!

My hometown (one of many) of Harrisburg, PA got a great shout-out on The Colbert Report last night. This guy is a gem. A gem I tell you!

Project Runway

Challenge: Create an outfit from Saturn car parts. WTH? Most bizarre challenge yet!

Kenley better watch out - if she keeps whining about how much her life sucks because her model dropped out, I might not love her as much anymore. Woe is you, Kenley. Get over it.

Stella has a boyfriend named "Ratbones". Of course she does.

Keith continued his tradition of being a Giant Dick. Especially when his model sat down in his skirt and ripped it. Hahahahaha.

They came up with some amazing outfits, I was really surprised. I really liked Kenley's and Terri's. Apparently, I drink their Kool-Aid - the judges put them in the middle of the pack.

Blayne's was just a mess of seat belts sewn together that didn't fit properly. Ew. I didn't like Stella's either; the skirt was a good concept with poor execution and it didn't relate to the top. And then there's Keith's half-sewn monstrosity. All thrown together and just wrong. Of course he whined about how he was criticized so much last challenge and so he tried something different. Quit your bitching, ass.

Korto's jacket was amazing.

Winner: Leanne. The Plainest Plain Girl to Ever Live.

Bye-bye: Keith. GOOD RIDDANCE! I laughed when he cried. I'm sorry, not cried - bawled his lame-ass head off. Hate!

BBX: Power of Veto

America voted on which Houseguest should get a phone call from home. All of them boo-hooed about how much they'd like to win. Jerry won. Awwwww. It's just too sweet watching old people speak to each other, even if Jerry can be a bastard. And sounds like Gary the Retard.

Dan doesn't plan to keep his agreement with Ollie - if someone gets off the block with the Power of Veto, Dan plans to put up Michelle.

BUT - Ollie wasn't eligible to play in the PoV competition - so if someone wins it, he can be put up. That would really break the deal!! This made me extra anxious during the competition, when normally I'd be fast-forwarding through it.

Power of Veto: Memphis. So he took himself off the block.

I didn't get Dan's little "Replacement Nominee Roulette" AT ALL. He thought it was so brilliant. He made the HG's tell him who should be nominated, but he told them all about it in advance and told them who to choose. So what? They each chose an enemy anyway. As with everything Dan did, it was overly complicated and pointless.

Replacement Nominee: Michelle.

DAN IS A LIAR! HE SWORE ON ST. MARY'S!!! DOES HIS FOOTBALL TEAM MEAN NOTHING TO HIM?? IS NOTHING SACRED?? DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

Oh Hells Yes

I wish I could explain my love for this trailer for Fast & Furious. I can't. I wasn't even aware that I liked the first one so much, but I must have because I am excited about the original cast getting together. Who knows.
Fast & Furious in HD

BBX: Nominations

Wow, that endurance competition looked painful - hanging from a rope and then banging into a wall, all while being in the cold rain? Yuck. It came down to Dan and Ollie, and I was just waiting for them to make a deal. Dan offered Ollie this crazy deal wherein essentially Dan is just a Figurehead Head of Household. Ollie choose who gets nominated, and if the Power of Veto is used, Ollie chooses a substitute nominee. Wow. Dan loves to think he's faking weakness, but I don't know he just might be weak. Were those fake tears, or is he just a pussy? Methinks he doth protest too much.

Was this a smart deal? It's smart because it puts the blood on Ollie's hands. However, this could be a great thing for Ollie if it works out, since Ollie is essentially HoH this week AND is eligible to compete for it next week. However, part of me wonders if Dan will screw Ollie over and nominate him if the PoV is used. Dan did swear on his girlfriend and St. Mary's though, so I don't think he's going back on his word.

Is there a way I can win this year's Big Brother kitchen? Cuz I WANT.

Nominated: Jerry and Memphis.

Transporter 3 Teaser

Couldn't find F&F, but I found this. I like the Transporter movies. I suppose for the same reasons I noted in my liking of Death Race. Guns, cars, muscles, violence. It's all good. The third one comes with a bonus: Robert Knepper as the bad guy. Can I get an Amen?

Cars Cars Everywhere Cars

Do you like guns? Do you like cars? Do you like guns on cars? Do you like well-built guys in and out of wifebeaters and tight shirts? Do you like senseless violence and swearing?

If you answered "No" to any of these questions, I don't want to know you. If, however, you like all of these things, see Death Race. There are far worse ways to spend a rainy afternoon. It was a lot of mindless fun and I loved it.

There were a couple new trailers in front of it that were cool too: Transporter 3 and Fast and Furious. I know what you're thinking - wasn't that already a movie? No. There was The Fast and the Furious. This would be another sequel, without those pesky "the"s. It's got EVERYONE from the original cast, it looks HELLA kickass. I think we're supposed to pretend the others didn't happen. I'm going to see if I can find the trailer online.

It's True! It's True!!

OMG you guys it's totally true! Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back together! Best News of the Day!

(Maybe not for my buddy David, but I love them together!)

BBX: Eviction

Awww. April and Ollie Showmance Retrospective. I love him so much. Her I go back and forth on. She can be needy and whiny, but that's probably just cuz she's a girl and that's how girls are.

Hot tip for Renny: If you want Memphis gone so badly, nominate him! You're the damn HoH - you know you could have done that, right?

Evicted: April. How funny that April and Libra have to be in the Jury House alone together for a week.

Dan is the Lamest Contestant Ever. "I vote to evict Jer- I vote to evict April." Oh jeez Dan, you really had me going for a minute there. Unfunny idiot.

Endurance Head of Household competition - grrr. So it's To Be Continued.

I'm pretty sure Ollie is the only one left that I like.

It's a... Zuma? WTF?

Gwen Stefani and her rocker husband Gavin Rossdale welcomed their second child, a son, on Thursday in Los Angeles, PEOPLE has learned.

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born at 12:46 p.m. and weighed 8 1/2 lbs. He joins the couple's other son Kingston, who turned 2 in May.

I thought Zuma was a girl's name....

Project Runway: What a Drag (Get It? Har Har)

CHRIS MARCH! The Greatest Contestant in the History of Contestants! Drag queen challenge! The funniest part was when the drag queens came in for fittings without any makeup and in regular clothes, LOL! So cute! And they were the Most Critical Models Ever. It was hysterical.

Daniel is a pretentious A-hole. And he didn't want to do sequins because they're gaudy. Hello - drag!!!

Suede had a vision of his dead grandfather, who helped inspire his dress. Like, he showed up in the work room? Oooookaaaaaay.

I'm so over Keith and his fringe, swatches, whatever! His dress was so boring and looked like it was made out of old newspaper.

There were so many fabulous outfits! It was definitely a fun runway show, and for the most part the designers were awesome.

Guest Judge: RuPaul, who is awesome.

Winner: Joe. The straight guy wins the drag queen challenge! Love it! He's really cool; I like him.

Bye-bye: Daniel. That was a bit of a surprise, just cuz I thought Keith was worse. Michael Kors said Keith's looked like a "sad chicken." Oh yes!

Tim Line of the Day: "It looks like it's a pterodactyl out of a gay Jurassic Park." And he was spot-on! And Blayne took it as a compliment. Which, in this challenge, it probably was.

B&C Baby of the Week

Matt Damon's wife, Luciana, gave birth to a baby girl named Gia Zavala in Miami today. Matt's rep said, "Everyone's doing great. She is a healthy baby girl."

I love them, I love the cute kids, I love that they live in Miami. UGH!

This Saddened Me

Seriously, this guy is hysterical and awesome and seems so nice. Maybe he is nice. A nice crackhead.

Craig Robinson of The Office and Pineapple Express pleaded guilty Wednesday in a Los Angeles court to a felony count of possession of ecstasy.

"The judge allowed him to enter a drug-diversion program," said L.A. District Attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison. "If he completes counseling and stays clean for 18 months, the case will be dismissed."

One felony charge of methamphetamine possession and a misdemeanor charge of being under the influence were dropped.

Robinson, 36, who plays warehouse supervisor Darryl Philbin on the NBC comedy, was pulled over for a traffic violation in Culver City, Calif., on June 29, and officers discovered drugs in his car.

Please Be True!

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are a couple again, reports LaineyGossip.

Ryan, 27, and Rachel, 31, went on a date at Grace restaurant on College Street in Toronto, Canada around 10PM on Monday night. The couple walked in holding hands!

A few weeks ago, Ryan and Rachel were photographed together after he deejayed at the Green Door lounge in Hollywood.

Seriously, one of my favoritest couples. I hope they're together and happy. *sigh*

BBX: Power of Veto

Just noticed Memphis got rid of that horrid 'stache thing. Yay!

Ollie really crapped the bed on that Veto Competition. Idiot. Power of Veto: Dan.

I can't stand Jerry. He called Dan "Judas" for days, but as soon as he needs him he begs and kisses his ass. Ass. Enough with the "street fighter" analogy, Jerry! We get it.

I forgot about the bribe money that April has! Ooooo... bribes! Awkward bribes!

Dan didn't use the Power of Veto, but did call April out for offering him money. Ha ha!

I was all manic and crazy-hyper before watching this episode. It has now killed my buzz with its boredom and pointlessness. Thanks, Big Brother. Buzzkiller.