Oh Em Gee!

Look at Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's adorable little boy haircut!!!

Happy Inauguration Day!

What a great, historic day. I wish I could be there historically freezing my ass off.

The new First Couple.


My First Couple.

B&C Happy Sigh of the Week

Now that's more like it, my lovelies.

I'm Ready to Join the Family

I already love Cheetos and Asians - I'm qualified to join the Jolie-Pitt Family!!!

THE TWINS!!

I mean, you can barely see them, but still - THE TWINS! I'll take any pics of my Favorite Family.

Double the Sexy Babies

*SIGH*

Brad Pitt was at Angelina Jolie's side as she gave birth to a son and daughter Saturday at the Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, PEOPLE has confirmed.

Jolie gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by Cesarean section on Saturday night. Knox weighed 5.03 lbs, and Vivienne 5 lbs.

The twins are the fifth and sixth children for Jolie, 33, and partner Brad Pitt, 44, who are already parents to Maddox, 6; Pax, 4; Zahara, 3; and Shiloh, 2.

I Can't Wait To Move In

Once I finally get Brangelina to adopt me, life is going to be so sweet. They just bought this 35-bedroom "house" in France. The way I see it, they have about 27 bedrooms left once the twins get here. Plenty of space for me. And it has a moat! How awesome is that?

The pre-Roman estate boasts a swimming pool, billiards room, indoor pool, his-and-hers gyms, sauna and jacuzzi and a huge banquet hall. Magnificent cascading stone-walled terraces have been replanted with 13 different varieties of olives, and water is everywhere on the sprawling estate—20 fountains, aqueducts and a stream that runs through hidden tunnels, passes through the moat and fills the lake. Except for the ponies and goats grazing in the nearby fields, "the house is surrounded by a forest so they'll have total privacy, which is exactly what they're after," the source tells E! "No one will ever be able to get pictures of them relaxing at home, it's just impossible." The Jolie-Pitts hope to be completely moved in within the next three months, if not sooner.

Apparently You CAN Believe Everything You Read

They're having twins. Lordy lordy. Enough with the kids, Ange! This is it, right?

In an interview that took place in Cannes on Wednesday with the Today show's Natalie Morales, airing tonight on Access Hollywood and tomorrow on Today, Angelina confirmed the baby news that has been rumored for months.
The twins will be the couple’s fifth and sixth children.

OK

I give in. No denying it now. Angelina's pregnant!

Brangelina, I love you. Enough with the babies.

Pretty In Pink

Zahara Jolie-Pitt has attitude!

Love Her

Angelina is my hero! Damn I love her. Adopt me, please!

Oscar-winning actress Angelina Jolie is visiting Iraq to boost what she sees as lagging efforts to deal with the problems of 2 million "very very vulnerable" internally displaced people in the war-torn country.

"There doesn't seem to be a real coherent plan to help them," said Jolie, speaking in an exclusive interview with CNN's Arwa Damon Thursday.

"There's lots of goodwill. Lots of discussion, but there seems to be a lot of talk at the moment, and a lot of pieces that need to be put together. I'm trying to figure out what they are."

A goodwill ambassador for the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees, Jolie wants to find ways to help the agency be more active inside war-torn Iraq.

"How Iraq settles in the years to come is going to affect the entire Middle East," said Jolie. "It's in our best interest to address a humanitarian crisis on this scale because displacement can lead to a lot of instability and aggression.

Jolie has been working to help draw attention to the problem and has called for governments to bolster their support of the U.N.H.C.R. In August, Jolie first visited Iraq and Syria to get a sense of the problem. She heard stories from refugees and displaced people about their plight.

This visit to Iraq is focusing on the problems of the internally displaced, 58 percent of whom are under age 12. A top issue for the agency is getting better security. Jolie is talking with U.S. officials, including top U.S. Gen. David Petraeus, about that issue, and are willing to provide such security which she said "needs to be addressed and solved."

Yay for the Writers' Strike

The strike denied me the Golden Globes. At first I was bitter because, although I wasn't particularly excited by the nominations, I still enjoy an awards show. But then I saw the list of winners and realized how effing boring the show would have been. Looks like the only good winners were Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp.

Oh, and there was no way I was gonna sit through those announcements last night. That was the most painful show ever. I made it through 2 awards just so I could cringe.

Since I was denied Fresh Brangelina, I'll post this picture of them looking so cute I want to puke.

HEART!

Alright, I'll See "Wanted"

You had me at Angelina shooting guns on a Viper.

It's Just Wrong

This bitch is wearing a $26 dress. Angelina cares about the children, people!

Angelina Sorbet

Mo' Brangelina Photos

How refreshing to see her in something so bright!

Oy Vay

STOP BEING SO AWESOME!!

Just when I thought Brangelina couldn't get any more perfect... they pick up a Baskin Robbins ice cream cake. If it was half Peppermint Stick and half Mint Chocolate Chip, then I want them to adopt me.

I Don't Know How I Feel About The Name But....

.... I must report on all things Brangelina.

Angelina Jolie picked up 3-year-old son Pax Thien Jolie on Thursday at the Tam Binh orphanage outside Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam.

I'm looking forward to him getting a highlighted mohawk to match Maddox's.