BBX Finale

The general consensus of the Jury House is: Dan did the dirty work, Memphis sat back and let him do the dirty work. So which is worse?

The interrogation/speeches contained the usual sniping and BS.

I love how Renny came out and took 15 years to walk down the runway and had to shake everyone's hands. Of course she also had to have the longest, most rambling speech. It made sense though.

The combination of Memphis's faux-hawk and half-unbuttoned shirt makes me want to vomit.

Poor Jerry because they just show a clip of his most embarrassing behavior. I can only imagine that when you're in the heat of the game you yell and scream and curse. And then afterwards when you see it out of context you must feel like an idiot.

I call shenanigans on the One Week Only America's Player thing because it's something the producers can so easily manipulate. So they had Dan vote the way they wanted to stir stuff up. Hmmmm. It's pretty suspect that it only lasted one week.

Winner of Big Brother 10: Dan by unanimous decision. Not surprising.

America's Favorite: Keesha. WTH? Really? Ugh. Jerry was second place.

Big Brother sucks -- forever!!!

BBX Cliptacular

A clip show about Big Brother 10 is somehow less exciting than a regular episode of Big Brother 10. But they have to give us a clip show, because at this point it's just these 2 douchebags lying around the house, probably just sleeping the whole time because there's no game play left.

Our Featured "Highlights":

The Womanizer Argument. The Judas Argument. (Jerry did a lot of arguing.) The Renny and Jessie Fight.

Everyone ganging up on Jerry at the beginning to get Brian backdoored. That made me laugh because that's the last time they all were united on anything. It was about Day 3 I think.

The Not-Funny-At-All Semi-Racist Puppet Show.

April and Ollie. *sigh* It's real, people. Real! How long do we give it - six months? Two?

Renny's impressions. Now those were actually funny and I don't remember seeing them before. Renny rules.

The Greatest Birthday Celebration in the History of Birthday Celebrations. That was probably my favorite moment of the whole season and made it worth it. Huge fight, lame attempt at celebrating Keesha's birthday - good times. "Anybody want cake?" could be the Line of the Year.

Beyond Lame "Talk Show" that was of course Dan's idea. It ended with Dan giving himself a pie to the face. Is it funny if you do it to yourself? Laaaaaaaaame.

Who would you pick to win the America's Vote prize? I guess I'd pick Ollie. As for the Winner, you never know with these juries and their cockamamie reasoning. I guess I'll say Dan.

BBX: Eviction

Dan said he told Keesha that he took Michelle on the trip so that she could "finish it" and secure Michelle's vote for him!? Why the hell would she want to help him out? Well, I guess she hates Memphis because he voted her out.

LOL at Dan playing up his "hatred" of Memphis with all those "stab in the back" comments. That's probably the first time Dan made me honestly laugh (with him, not at him).

Jerry dropped out of the first part of the Head of Household competition early on. Dan ends up winning, only because he and Memphis agreed that he would.

Oy these long-ass competitions are so boring - thank god for fast-forward. Part Two goes to Memphis. (OMG JERRY TOOK ALMOST AN HOUR AND MEMPHIS TOOK 9 MINUTES!?) So Jerry's eliminated from the competition.

God. They did it. "The Renegades" did it. It's either going to be Memphis or Dan who wins this thing. It doesn't even matter who the Final HoH is, but it's Dan.

Evicted: Jerry. He went really far for an old-ass curmudgeon. Props, Jerry.

It always comes down to the Lesser of Two Evils for the winner of Big Brother, doesn't it?

BBX: Power of Veto and Eviction

The winner of this week's Power of Veto Competition will be responsible for sending someone home. It's the Biggest PoV Competition of the Season, people! (Contain your excitement.)

Dan and Michelle took their secret trip to the beach. He says he's gonna lay on the charm. Suuuure. You don't have any dude. And I'm pretty sure Michelle's street-smart enough to see through him.

Power of Veto: Memphis, because Dan threw it and the other 2 are idiots.

Evicted: Keesha. LOL at Keesha crying and ranting ahead of time because she just knew they were gonna evict her. Wah. You got "betrayed". Deal with it, idiot. And they just gave her the silent treatment. Hee. And then during her speech she ignored Memphis and just thanked Dan for his "support". HAHAHAHA

Before she left, Dan whispered to Keesha that he took Michelle on the trip. What was the point of telling her that?

And then Dan started acting all pissed at Memphis after the eviction. Was that fake to throw Jerry off? Or did something happen and he's really pissed?

OMG it's gonna be either Dan or Memphis winning this thing, right? Ugh! Dan YELLS through all of his diary room interviews and I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!

BBX: Nominations

Long, confusing luxury competition. Memphis murdering a moth by feeding it to a spider. Jessie in a gorilla suit. Just another thrilling episode of Big Brother 10.

Dan won a trip outside the house to a beach. He could choose a guest - either a HouseGuest or a Jury Member. He chose Michelle, thinking she'd be so appreciative. Dude, she has to go WITH YOU. Who the hell would want that? (He neglected to mention to the HouseGuests that he chose to take a Jury Member. Smart, though of course I hope it backfires.)

Nominated: Jerry and Memphis. In an effort to hide the Renegade alliance. I hope that backfires too!

BBX: Eviction

I didn't realize Renny and Keesha were such freaking BFFs. How do they keep slipping these relationships in under my radar? Or do I just not pay enough attention? Or was that just the wine talking with them?

We got to meet the lucky girl who gets to date that winner Memphis. How lovely for her. He's quite a catch: 3 years into the relationship and he's just realizing he should be more selfless and give her what she needs. Awesome.

Jury House update. Lots of cattiness over Keesha gaining weight. Bitches. But I do love how much they hate Dan. And how cute April and Ollie are!! Awwww!

Evicted: Renny. I'm kind of surprised Dan and Memphis didn't split their vote and force Jerry to break the tie. But I guess they couldn't trust him to do what they wanted.

Head of Household: Dan. EFF.

This is like the Worst Final Four ever. Jerry is the best, I guess? Sometimes I can tolerate Keesha. I don't know. Ugh. It had just better not be DAN!

BBX: Power of Veto (Snore)

Most Boring Final Five Ever. Snore. When the highlight of the episode is Jerry falling into the pool (and that was funny), you know it's boring.

Power of Veto Competition. Snore. Especially when Renny's being a dumb idiot during them.

PoV: Memphis, who uses it on Dan.

Replacement Nominee: Renny, the only other option. I'd imagine she's going home this week.

And I guess we get no mention of Hurricane Gustav. Whatever, New Orleans survived.

BBX: Nominations

I'll be honest - whenever I follow the latest Hurricane Gustav news, I immediately think about Renny. She's from New Orleans, her family is there, and I wondered if she was going to be told about the storm and if CBS is taking care of her family. No mention of it in last night's show, but they gotta mention it at some point this week. I'll bet her family was evacuated and is staying in one of Les Moonves's houses.

Head of Household: Jerry. THAT WAS AWESOME! It was one of those down-to-the-wire competitions and I'm so glad he won just because now one of that Dumb Alliance has to go. More drama, please!

Jerry can't make a deal or a secret alliance with anyone - they're all untrustworthy. He makes a "deal" with Memphis to make it to the Finale. Dumb. I thought he should try to work with Renny because she's the one most likely to get the shaft from that alliance, and probably the most trustworthy. At least he didn't deal with Dan.

Nominated: Keesha and Dan.

BBX: Double Eviction!

WTH? Double Eviction Night? Did they tell us this in advance? I must have missed it, what with all the fast-forwarding I do. YAY HOORAY!

Michelle is predictably pissed about being nominated. In that brash Michelle way. Ollie calls Dan out for breaking their deal. Dan walks away. LOL! He's such an asshole. Ollie raged out and broke stuff.

First Eviction: Michelle. At least I don't have to look at her or hear her voice anymore.

Ultra-Fast Head of Household: Keesha. DAMMIT! Jerry was thisclose.

Ultra-Fast Nominations: Jerry and Ollie.

Ultra-Fast Power of Veto: Dan. Doesn't use it.

Second Eviction: Ollie. He just fails at this game. He didn't even look like he was trying he was so pissed after the HoH Competition. Hell, he was pissed after Dan's crap. Now he can see his girlfriend at least.

This totally sucks though because he was the only one left that I liked. I'M BITTER! I love how he just got right up and walked out. Much love, Ollie!

Now the big alliance gets to cannibalize each other. That should be fun. Ish.

BBX: Power of Veto

America voted on which Houseguest should get a phone call from home. All of them boo-hooed about how much they'd like to win. Jerry won. Awwwww. It's just too sweet watching old people speak to each other, even if Jerry can be a bastard. And sounds like Gary the Retard.

Dan doesn't plan to keep his agreement with Ollie - if someone gets off the block with the Power of Veto, Dan plans to put up Michelle.

BUT - Ollie wasn't eligible to play in the PoV competition - so if someone wins it, he can be put up. That would really break the deal!! This made me extra anxious during the competition, when normally I'd be fast-forwarding through it.

Power of Veto: Memphis. So he took himself off the block.

I didn't get Dan's little "Replacement Nominee Roulette" AT ALL. He thought it was so brilliant. He made the HG's tell him who should be nominated, but he told them all about it in advance and told them who to choose. So what? They each chose an enemy anyway. As with everything Dan did, it was overly complicated and pointless.

Replacement Nominee: Michelle.

DAN IS A LIAR! HE SWORE ON ST. MARY'S!!! DOES HIS FOOTBALL TEAM MEAN NOTHING TO HIM?? IS NOTHING SACRED?? DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

BBX: Nominations

Wow, that endurance competition looked painful - hanging from a rope and then banging into a wall, all while being in the cold rain? Yuck. It came down to Dan and Ollie, and I was just waiting for them to make a deal. Dan offered Ollie this crazy deal wherein essentially Dan is just a Figurehead Head of Household. Ollie choose who gets nominated, and if the Power of Veto is used, Ollie chooses a substitute nominee. Wow. Dan loves to think he's faking weakness, but I don't know he just might be weak. Were those fake tears, or is he just a pussy? Methinks he doth protest too much.

Was this a smart deal? It's smart because it puts the blood on Ollie's hands. However, this could be a great thing for Ollie if it works out, since Ollie is essentially HoH this week AND is eligible to compete for it next week. However, part of me wonders if Dan will screw Ollie over and nominate him if the PoV is used. Dan did swear on his girlfriend and St. Mary's though, so I don't think he's going back on his word.

Is there a way I can win this year's Big Brother kitchen? Cuz I WANT.

Nominated: Jerry and Memphis.

BBX: Eviction

Awww. April and Ollie Showmance Retrospective. I love him so much. Her I go back and forth on. She can be needy and whiny, but that's probably just cuz she's a girl and that's how girls are.

Hot tip for Renny: If you want Memphis gone so badly, nominate him! You're the damn HoH - you know you could have done that, right?

Evicted: April. How funny that April and Libra have to be in the Jury House alone together for a week.

Dan is the Lamest Contestant Ever. "I vote to evict Jer- I vote to evict April." Oh jeez Dan, you really had me going for a minute there. Unfunny idiot.

Endurance Head of Household competition - grrr. So it's To Be Continued.

I'm pretty sure Ollie is the only one left that I like.

BBX: Power of Veto

Just noticed Memphis got rid of that horrid 'stache thing. Yay!

Ollie really crapped the bed on that Veto Competition. Idiot. Power of Veto: Dan.

I can't stand Jerry. He called Dan "Judas" for days, but as soon as he needs him he begs and kisses his ass. Ass. Enough with the "street fighter" analogy, Jerry! We get it.

I forgot about the bribe money that April has! Ooooo... bribes! Awkward bribes!

Dan didn't use the Power of Veto, but did call April out for offering him money. Ha ha!

I was all manic and crazy-hyper before watching this episode. It has now killed my buzz with its boredom and pointlessness. Thanks, Big Brother. Buzzkiller.

BBX: Nominations

Ewww creepy Jerry stalking Ollie and April and always showing up when they're laying together. Gross!

Renny was freaking out over getting pictures of her mother, and it was cute. But then I found out she was dead and that's kind of weird. That Renny is a trip.

Boring-ass episode!

Nominated: April and Jerry.

BBX: Eviction

I was so excited going into this week's show because either Libra or Keesha is going home. I hope it's Libra, but either way it means they're being broken up so that makes me happy.

LOL at Dan playing the sympathy card with everyone feeling bad for him because Jerry picks on him and calls him Judas. I do love that he's exploiting that.

LOL at April saying Keesha doesn't like her because April's prettier and Keesha is 30 and works at Hooters and never went to college.

Damn Big Brother for making me sympathize with Libra because her husband and family are so damned cute!

Evicted: Libra. She's also the first Jury Member. So she has to leave the House, but still doesn't get to see her kids. HA!

Ollie - get rid of that stripe of hair on your chin. But keep flying under the radar, because I think you can win this thing.

What happened to America's Player? Did I miss something? Did we give up that idea this week? I thought there was going to be a new one each week, but then again I don't pay that much attention to this show.

Head of Household: Renny. The old lady is ruling the house!!

BBX: Power of Veto

Man, how did Big Brother go from being awesome to being boring? Oh, that's right, that's how this show always operates. The set-up and Veto Competition were pretty boring tonight. Dan and Memphis's little waking-up-people thing was the lamest thing ever, just like everything Dan does.

Power of Veto: Jerry. He wants Dan to go up.

Memphis's toast: Worst Toast Ever. Stick to mixing the drinks, kid.

Then the show got good. Why? WINE! Everyone got all drunken and lovey during the Feast. Except Jerry, who took Dan's apology and crapped all over it. LOL Jerry. Libra turned on the waterworks, but only succeeded in making me hate her more. She threw Keesha under the bus for orchestrating Jessie's eviction.

Then Michelle and April stirred things up between Keesha and Libra, leading to a 4-way confrontation. "Let's go there then!" Yes please!! Drunken bitches go nuts!

No change to the nominations, it's still Libra and Keesha. I hope Libra goes.

BBX: Nominations

I got to watch Big Brother tonight with Faithful Readers Mike and Kim... excellent. The show started off great, picking up from where Jessie was kicked off. Libra gloated, Jerry went ape-S again, then the whole freaking house went ape-S!!! I've never seen the whole house erupt like this, just about everyone was screaming, all loud and yelling over each other. Best House Fight Ever!

But then just as soon as that was over, and some mild bitching and conniving, everyone seemed to get along again. And then another lame food competition, whatever.

Nominated: Libra and Keesha. Michelle made the right decision there.

BBX: Eviction

Had to watch Big Brother at CBS.com today, since it was on opposite SYTYCD last night and I didn't have DVR access. Thanks for ruining it by saying it came down to a tie, CBS. Thanks.

But it couldn't have worked out more perfectly, with Dan being the person in the middle that both sides were trying to get. He made promises to both sides, yet he had to vote the way America wanted him to. NICE!

So America chose Jessie to be evicted. Damn, because I really liked him stirring stuff up. Oh wells.

Head of Household: Michelle. Vengeance will be hers!!!

BBX: Power of Veto

America's Player Dan has to hug Jessie for 10 seconds. LOL. He gives him a sob story about his girlfriend and how cute was Jessie - he was actually all supportive and cute!!!! Dammit - now I like Jessie!

GIRLFIGHT!! And then Jerry joins in. Good lord, that was a GREAT SHOUTING MATCH! Jessie got zero chance to defend himself. And it was even better because it surrounded the lamest birthday party ever. L O freaking L!

During the veto competition April won this cool prize of ten $1000 gold bars. They can be used in the house at any time. So now they're introducing bribes. Like, if she's on the block and wants to be taken off, she could give money to the Veto holder. Brilliant!

Michelle's rampage about having to wear the unitard was hysterical! This house is full of crazy chicks!

Power of Veto: Jerry. Didn't use it, natch.

BBX: Nominations

First up: the conclusion of the endurance Head of Household competition. Jesus, Jessie was really in some pain, wasn't he? With his super-strength? That's weird. Old-ass Renny hung in way longer. And April and Michelle hung in WAY long.

HoH: April, who swore she wouldn't nominate Jessie or Michelle. Why was I not aware of Michelle and Jessie's close relationship? I mean, he was like crying when she was in pain. Where did that come from?

Dan: Lame Motivational Speaker or the Lamest Motivational Speaker?

Nominated: Memphis and Jessie. HOLY CRAP! She went back on her word. WHAT THE HELL? No one ever does that on this show!