26 May 2008

I Can't Wait To Move In



Once I finally get Brangelina to adopt me, life is going to be so sweet. They just bought this 35-bedroom "house" in France. The way I see it, they have about 27 bedrooms left once the twins get here. Plenty of space for me. And it has a moat! How awesome is that?
The pre-Roman estate boasts a swimming pool, billiards room, indoor pool, his-and-hers gyms, sauna and jacuzzi and a huge banquet hall. Magnificent cascading stone-walled terraces have been replanted with 13 different varieties of olives, and water is everywhere on the sprawling estate—20 fountains, aqueducts and a stream that runs through hidden tunnels, passes through the moat and fills the lake. Except for the ponies and goats grazing in the nearby fields, "the house is surrounded by a forest so they'll have total privacy, which is exactly what they're after," the source tells E! "No one will ever be able to get pictures of them relaxing at home, it's just impossible." The Jolie-Pitts hope to be completely moved in within the next three months, if not sooner.

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