Lost: Eh

When the main story is centered around two characters you can't stand, the episode ain't gonna be that interesting.

The flash-forward was all Jack and Kate, who are a couple now. And Jack's flabby. Ew. I don't need to see that on television thank you very much. I guess Kate likes fatties now. The flash-forward appeared to take place right as Jack was beginning his downward spiral into bearded alcoholism that we saw at the end of last season. Other than that we only got 3 bits of info: Jack proposed to Kate (Have I mentioned I hate them and they bore me?); Kate was off "doing something for Sawyer," who had chosen to stay on the Island; and Jack saw visions of Dead Daddy.

During the flash-forwards, I was all, "Can we please get back to the Island with Jeremy Davies, Sawyer, and Miles please because they are 1000 times more interesting?"

On the Island, Jack gets an appendectomy, which was as much fun to watch as it sounds. And Claire, Aaron, Sawyer, and Miles are trekking back to the camp. Claire wakes up in the middle of the night to see her dad (and Jack's dad) holding Aaron. In the morning, they are missing. Miles tells Sawyer he saw Claire and someone she called "Dad" walk off together (Miles communicates with ghosts, you'll recall, so cool that he saw Dead Daddy). Sawyer finds Aaron, but no Claire.