29 May 2008

Enjoy Bartending


How dumb do you have to be to screw up the gig as George Clooney's girlfriend? I don't care if he wanted you to have sex with his dead pet pig - you keep him happy, dumbass! Have fun going back to serving drinks.
George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE.

The actor's rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: "We do not comment on George's personal life."

The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, when Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, was a cocktail server at The Whiskey Bar. But it wasn't until the pair met for the second time in June 2007 in Las Vegas that sparks flew.

Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.

Earlier this year, Larson accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.

2 comments:

Kim said...

maybe she was too fat for him

Juju said...

Then lose some effing weight. It's George Mother-effing Clooney.