No way does Tony freaking work for the Butcher of Sengala. No effing way. Is he working for like a Terrorists Consultants Group? That's what it looks like. I can't believe he'd actually work for that guy. But he claims to be all about the cash.
I'd like to say "Hi" to Tony's boobies.
Jack's interrogation of Tony involves lots of whispering, threats, and WALL SLAMMING! YES! Line of the Day: Tony: "Every second you help the government, you're spitting on Teri's grave!" OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!! UNLEASH THE FURY!!!! (That's where the wall slamming comes in.)
Tony whispers a code to Jack that leads Jack to call a number, which Bill answers. BILL MOTHERLOVIN' BUCHANAN!!! YES! I KNEW TONY WAS DOING SOMETHING GOOD! And Chloe's involved too! YAYYYYYYY! The Gang's all back together and Bill has a beard this time so he's even more kickass!!!
The Gang is working outside of the government because government officials are working with the Senegal butcher dude. Well working outside of the government makes it hard to prove your case, doesn't it? Nothing can be easy in 24-Land.
So Jack has to break Tony out of FBI custody. He chokes the bitch out, takes her gun and badge, and gets his boy. SO EXCITING!!!! And the music! God, the MUSIC!!!!
They escape in typical Crazy Jack manner (including nose-diving a car off of a parking garage) and meet up with Bill. The Gang's hideout is uber cool. I love the walls!
So it turns out that at first Tony was really working for the bad guys - for 3 years! But naturally my good-hearted boy turned it around. And now the 3 of them are working together. And only the 3 of them. 3 people against the entire federal government? I like those odds.
Tony goes back under deep cover - and brings Jack with him. To Georgetown! Woot! Tony, Jack, and Tony's boss break into an apartment to kidnap the former Prime Minister of Sengala. But the PM locks himself into a panic room.
As usual, I completely ignore all other subplots. But Miss FBI got all torture-y. Guess someone learned The Way of the Bauer really quickly. And God, Larry's eyes are so close together. He needs to die soon, because I can't look at him.
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The whole "I see other planes" comment by Sean's wife is so Die Hard 2!
And now for the REAL Karen to comment...
Love the little gang of renegades...because that's what it was every season anyway! But Jack was alone before and now he has friends! Bill needs a haircut and some gel, but sooo happy to see him again. They are all a little rough- except Chloe. Fabulous hair and good to hear her lines again. Word of the episodes: SHAME. Tony has shame from his 3 years on the wrong side. That FBI chick has shame for trusting Jack. "I'll make this right" is such a "woman" thing to say. And now she has shame for nearly killing that guy! The boys are back and I Love it!
LOL, because last night I was like, What does Karen know about Die Hard 2? I figured it out though. :)
Bill's hair IS oddly curly. But they all are SO AWESOME TOGETHER! I love that Tony was actually bad for a while. He's so freaking damaged! I love it!
Tony is damaged like Jack. BFFs!!!! You love your complicated and tortured men!
On the final episode of 24, they will makeout. Mark my words. They're just meant to be.
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