Men In Black 3

Wanna feel really old?  The first Men In Black movie came out 15 years ago.  You're welcome.

I don't know who was clamoring for a third one after all this time, but here it is.  Once again, I went to see this movie due to marital obligations.  Expected nothing and got nothing.  Maybe the first one was a funny little novelty 15 years ago but now -- who the hell cares?  Will Smith schitck has grown tiresome.  The alien crap is always the same.  The only thing interesting about this one is Josh Brolin's spot-on Tommy Lee Jones imitation, but you can just watch that in the trailer.  Otherwise, it's pretty damn boring.

I have no idea where all the "good" reviews are coming from.  I guess it's "good" in that it's not "bloody awful?"  Mike liked Battleship better, if that gives you any indication....