Something about the new trailer is getting me back on board the Hulk train. Maybe it's the abundance of Tim Roth. Damn I love Tim Roth. It actually looks good now. Yay!
30 April 2008
Keep Thinking Golfers Are Athletes!
John Daly is the Greatest Golfer of All Time. Seriously. Click here.
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together
Two of my favorite things to unite!! YESPLZ!
Jonah Hill is in talks to co-star with Shia LaBeouf in Transformers 2 according to Entertainment Weekly. Hill would play Chuck, Sam Witwicky's Princeton roommate. Chuck runs a conspiracy theory website and as Sam is drawn back into the world of the Transformers, Chuck is shocked to learn that some of his conspiracies are true. Hill is the first new addition to the cast that has leaked out.
28 April 2008
Oh YAY!
My Favorite Couple Ever is going to have a baby! Funniest Baby Ever! (But this pic is creeping me out a bit because Amy really looks like Natalie from Big Brother in it.
Baby Mama star Amy Poehler is about to be one herself. The Saturday Night Live regular, 36, and her husband, Will Arnett, are to become first-time parents, their rep Lewis Kay confirms to PEOPLE.
The baby is due in late fall. The couple have been married since 2003.
27 April 2008
Big Brother: That's an Anti-Climactic Wrap
Adam wins. Not a surprise I guess considering he was a dumb nice guy and was going to give a lot of his money to charity. The Mikes back a winner!
I was amazed that CBS showed restraint and kept it to a one-hour finale. Bravo.
Blah blah blah too much jury deliberation. The awkward, harsh inquisition was great though. And I got another laugh out of the clip of Joshuah fake-crying to Adam.
James won America's Favorite Juror. If it couldn't be Sharon, I'm glad it was him. He was entertaining and played hard. And it's nice to know America didn't hold the gay stuff against him.
Farewell, Big Brother. I really really don't want to watch in July, but you know how that'll end up....
I was amazed that CBS showed restraint and kept it to a one-hour finale. Bravo.
Blah blah blah too much jury deliberation. The awkward, harsh inquisition was great though. And I got another laugh out of the clip of Joshuah fake-crying to Adam.
James won America's Favorite Juror. If it couldn't be Sharon, I'm glad it was him. He was entertaining and played hard. And it's nice to know America didn't hold the gay stuff against him.
Farewell, Big Brother. I really really don't want to watch in July, but you know how that'll end up....
25 April 2008
24 April 2008
Lost: Smokey Returns, or: Badass Ben
Well that time flew by. Lost is back already. And it's on hella late now. Dagger. Good thing this was a really good episode!
The Beach: The doctor from the freighter washes ashore and his throat is slit. Jeremy Davies contacts his people on the boat and asks what happened to him and they're all, what? the doctor's here and he's fine. K. Also, Jack is coming down with a mystery illness (the preview for next week said appendicitis).
Ben's Compound: Dudes in military outfits with guns take Ben's daughter hostage and demand to speak with Ben. There's an unintentionally funny shootout sequence. Sawyer is running to get Claire from her house, all the military guys are shooting a million bullets at him and they don't ever hit him. But they do kill 3 miscellaneous people. And Sawyer uses a picnic table as cover. And then a rocket launcher totally destroys Claire's house but somehow she survives. K, that was lame.
Anywho, these military guys work for Widmore. Ben lets them kill his daughter instead of surrendering himself cuz, you know, she's not really his daughter anyway. But he does seem shocked that they did it ("they changed the rules") and he gets salty and unleashes the smoke monster on their asses.
Flash-forward: Ben wakes up in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Literally. Like on the ground, in a parka and everything. He's hella badass as he takes out 2 Natives and steals their horse. He sees Sayid on the news and goes to Iraq to see him.
Sayid has married Nadia (yay) but she was murdered (boo). Ben tells him who murdered her and Sayid kills him. And that's how Ben gets Sayid as his trained killer. Then Ben travels to London, sneaks into Widmore's penthouse and is all, I'm going to kill your daughter because you killed mine.
Good episode, mostly because Ben is so freaking cool.
The Beach: The doctor from the freighter washes ashore and his throat is slit. Jeremy Davies contacts his people on the boat and asks what happened to him and they're all, what? the doctor's here and he's fine. K. Also, Jack is coming down with a mystery illness (the preview for next week said appendicitis).
Ben's Compound: Dudes in military outfits with guns take Ben's daughter hostage and demand to speak with Ben. There's an unintentionally funny shootout sequence. Sawyer is running to get Claire from her house, all the military guys are shooting a million bullets at him and they don't ever hit him. But they do kill 3 miscellaneous people. And Sawyer uses a picnic table as cover. And then a rocket launcher totally destroys Claire's house but somehow she survives. K, that was lame.
Anywho, these military guys work for Widmore. Ben lets them kill his daughter instead of surrendering himself cuz, you know, she's not really his daughter anyway. But he does seem shocked that they did it ("they changed the rules") and he gets salty and unleashes the smoke monster on their asses.
Flash-forward: Ben wakes up in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Literally. Like on the ground, in a parka and everything. He's hella badass as he takes out 2 Natives and steals their horse. He sees Sayid on the news and goes to Iraq to see him.
Sayid has married Nadia (yay) but she was murdered (boo). Ben tells him who murdered her and Sayid kills him. And that's how Ben gets Sayid as his trained killer. Then Ben travels to London, sneaks into Widmore's penthouse and is all, I'm going to kill your daughter because you killed mine.
Good episode, mostly because Ben is so freaking cool.
23 April 2008
Big Brother: Big Fat Rigged Contest
Hot Tip: They only showed part of the story tonight. A little birdie told me the real reason Ryan and Adam decided to evict Sharon.
Last night's Power of Veto ceremony was live, as was the Head of Household competition. Because of this, the producers filled the Houseguests in on the rules of the HoH comp ahead of time. When Adam saw that it was a physical competition, he told Ryan their best bet was to go against Sheila. He knew Sheila would lose, then he would throw it and let Ryan win the first round. This S is rigged!!! If it weren't for the producers showing them the competition ahead of time, they would have kept Sharon.
First round: It happened just as Adam said it would. Sheila, in fear due to the time she almost "drown-ded", drops off first. Then Adam throws it for Ryan.
Second round: There's no way Sheila's gonna win that ball-in-the-maze thing. She doesn't.
Third round: Matching Jurors' videotaped answers. Again, easily rigged because the producers can pre-record both answers and throw up the one they want. At any rate, Ryan wins this and evicts Sheila.
I was so happy to see her crying-ass go. The fact that she was thisclose to the money and lost it makes me giddy. She sucked off Adam like a leech the whole time and didn't deserve to win because of it. Biggest. Baby. Ever.
A look inside the Sequester House: Matt still treats Natalie like crap and appears to get along with everyone but her.
I think I'd vote for Ryan, but then again I don't want to waste my time thinking about it or caring.
Last night's Power of Veto ceremony was live, as was the Head of Household competition. Because of this, the producers filled the Houseguests in on the rules of the HoH comp ahead of time. When Adam saw that it was a physical competition, he told Ryan their best bet was to go against Sheila. He knew Sheila would lose, then he would throw it and let Ryan win the first round. This S is rigged!!! If it weren't for the producers showing them the competition ahead of time, they would have kept Sharon.
First round: It happened just as Adam said it would. Sheila, in fear due to the time she almost "drown-ded", drops off first. Then Adam throws it for Ryan.
Second round: There's no way Sheila's gonna win that ball-in-the-maze thing. She doesn't.
Third round: Matching Jurors' videotaped answers. Again, easily rigged because the producers can pre-record both answers and throw up the one they want. At any rate, Ryan wins this and evicts Sheila.
I was so happy to see her crying-ass go. The fact that she was thisclose to the money and lost it makes me giddy. She sucked off Adam like a leech the whole time and didn't deserve to win because of it. Biggest. Baby. Ever.
A look inside the Sequester House: Matt still treats Natalie like crap and appears to get along with everyone but her.
I think I'd vote for Ryan, but then again I don't want to waste my time thinking about it or caring.
This is for My Gays
You know who you are, and you know you love Petrellicest! It's even better in a suit.
I Take Joy In Others' Sorrows
Well, Star Jones's sorrows anyway. Sorry, sweetie, when you are on TV every second talking about your wedding and how fabulous your man is, when it doesn't work out people revel in it. Come on, you gave us all the details on who provided the free stuff for your wedding. How about some divorce details? Me hate Star Jones.Former View co-host Star Jones has filed for divorce from husband Al Reynolds after three-and-a-half years together.
A statement was released on Star’s behalf: “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”
22 April 2008
Worst. Night. Ever.
First off, to the Washington Capitals let me say thank you for 7 great hockey games. Nice try, guys, I thought you had it. Tragically, they lost in overtime tonight. DAGGER!
Secondly, to my Pennsylvania peeps let me say WTF? Clinton? Really?
Lastly, to Big Brother let me say ugh. Naturally, I'm bitter that Sharon was evicted. Ryan won the Power of Veto and seemed to want to keep Sharon with him. But he didn't change the nominations, and it was up to Adam to vote. Adam evicted Sharon.
I need to know the back story on this! It can be one of two things:
1. Ryan considered Sharon a threat and decided not to change the nominations because he wanted Adam to vote her out.
2. Ryan STUPIDLY trusted Adam to vote Sheila out.
If it was 1. I'd actually respect him more than if he really did trust Adam.
Boooooooooooooooooo.
Secondly, to my Pennsylvania peeps let me say WTF? Clinton? Really?
Lastly, to Big Brother let me say ugh. Naturally, I'm bitter that Sharon was evicted. Ryan won the Power of Veto and seemed to want to keep Sharon with him. But he didn't change the nominations, and it was up to Adam to vote. Adam evicted Sharon.
I need to know the back story on this! It can be one of two things:
1. Ryan considered Sharon a threat and decided not to change the nominations because he wanted Adam to vote her out.
2. Ryan STUPIDLY trusted Adam to vote Sheila out.
If it was 1. I'd actually respect him more than if he really did trust Adam.
Boooooooooooooooooo.
20 April 2008
Big Brother: Just Hang On, It's Almost Over
Ryan gets Line of the Day: "Team Christ has died and will never be resurrected." LOLZ.
There was lots of paranoia as the Houseguests tried to figure out that B.S. pre-existing relationship question. Ryan and Sheila thought maybe they were related and didn't know about it.
Ryan nominated Sharon and Sheila, but really it means nothing - it's all about the Power of Veto at this point. Ryan or Sharon must win so Sharon can hang in there a little longer.
I'm about 99% sure that Sharon said "frak" tonight. So I heart her now more than ever.
Only 3 episodes left!
There was lots of paranoia as the Houseguests tried to figure out that B.S. pre-existing relationship question. Ryan and Sheila thought maybe they were related and didn't know about it.
Ryan nominated Sharon and Sheila, but really it means nothing - it's all about the Power of Veto at this point. Ryan or Sharon must win so Sharon can hang in there a little longer.
I'm about 99% sure that Sharon said "frak" tonight. So I heart her now more than ever.
Only 3 episodes left!
Battlestar Galactica: One Less Human
So again with the set-up episode. Everything feels like set-up, but you don't get anywhere. Til the end at least.
I'm more interested in what's going on with Starbuck's crew. She's got all the cool kids there (Gaeta, hello!) and I want more of what's happening with all of them. She's frustrating everyone with her course corrections on the way to Earth.
Of course we get a great Adama/Roslin scene. No show would be complete without one. He reads her a story while she undergoes chemo and I just love them to DEATH!
Speaking of death (nice segue!), bye-bye Cally! Cally's paranoid because she sees Chief out with Tory. She follows them and overhears them meeting with Tigh, you know, just talkin' 'bout being Cylons. She flips the hell out and I thought she was going to kill herself in front of her baby.
But she doesn't. Instead, she walks WITH the baby to the airlock and is about to suck them both into space when Tory interrupts her. Tory's acting a little crazy, but trying to convince Cally not to do it. Then she takes the baby and smacks Cally down. And throws her out the damn airlock. Those Cylons are really crazy for their hybrid babies.
And they like to start civil wars, because that's pretty much what's happening with the other Cylons. The Dean Stockwells are attacking the Sixes and the Sharons and keeping them away from the Resurrection Ship. So they will be dead forevah!
I'm more interested in what's going on with Starbuck's crew. She's got all the cool kids there (Gaeta, hello!) and I want more of what's happening with all of them. She's frustrating everyone with her course corrections on the way to Earth.
Of course we get a great Adama/Roslin scene. No show would be complete without one. He reads her a story while she undergoes chemo and I just love them to DEATH!
Speaking of death (nice segue!), bye-bye Cally! Cally's paranoid because she sees Chief out with Tory. She follows them and overhears them meeting with Tigh, you know, just talkin' 'bout being Cylons. She flips the hell out and I thought she was going to kill herself in front of her baby.
But she doesn't. Instead, she walks WITH the baby to the airlock and is about to suck them both into space when Tory interrupts her. Tory's acting a little crazy, but trying to convince Cally not to do it. Then she takes the baby and smacks Cally down. And throws her out the damn airlock. Those Cylons are really crazy for their hybrid babies.
And they like to start civil wars, because that's pretty much what's happening with the other Cylons. The Dean Stockwells are attacking the Sixes and the Sharons and keeping them away from the Resurrection Ship. So they will be dead forevah!
I Fangirl Stand-up Comedy
We saw Brian Posehn (you know, that guy) at the Improv last night. He was great. But the big surprise was that his opening act was really funny. His name is Anthony Jeselnik and he was the king of the quick, dry one-liners. Like Mitch Hedberg but less stoned.
He had me at dead baby jokes. Watch for this dude.
Yeah, I Am All Over This
Here's the teaser for The Spirit. (If the MTV site stops malfunctioning and accepts the damn embed code.)
It's going to be that awesome Sin City style I loved so much in, well, Sin City.
Fun fact: The dude playing The Spirit is married to Jacinda Barrett, who will always be Jacinda from Real World: London to me.
18 April 2008
The Spirit?
I sense a trip to a comic book store coming on. Anybody know anything about The Spirit? Because for some reason, this poster for the movie gets me interested!
From Rotten Tomatoes: After the success of SIN CITY, Frank Miller directs another graphic novel adaptation with WILL EISNER'S THE SPIRIT. Gabriel Macht (THE GOOD SHEPHERD) is the Spirit, a man who resurrects from the dead to battle crime in Central City. Among his foes is the Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson), a man who wants to live forever and is willing to destroy the Spirit's beloved town. Eva Mendes and Scarlett Johansson costar.
K, I'm definitely in!
16 April 2008
Big Brother: Her Tears Taste So Good
Oh, Natalie, let me taste your tears!
This was THE GREATEST EVICTION IN THE HISTORY OF EVICTIONS!
Natalie was really annoying, begging the boys to stay. They decided to go on their power trip and call a house meeting. They called Natalie out for playing both sides and she didn't really deny it (the "I lied to them, I never lied to you" defense) and said that her true loyalty lies with the boys. Smart, since they're the ones responsible for your fate this week. Then she let loose the waterworks and I was like, Oh no - that's Adam's Kryptonite!
I held my breath until Ryan gave his vote, and when he voted to evict Natalie I had a freaking joygasm! I screamed and jumped around. Adam followed the strategy I laid out for the boys - split the vote and make Sheila evict Natalie. When Julie announced a tie, Natalie already looked shocked, and turned to Sheila with the begging face.
Beautifully, Natalie had already made it clear that she was aligned with the boys and would evict Sheila. So Sheila had no choice but to vote her ass out. And lo, it was beautiful.
"Why did you guys do this?" she kept asking. L.O.Freaking.L.
Ryan wins Head of Household and I'm hoping his alliance with Sharon stands. I call shenanigans on one of the answers, which said there is one pre-existing relationship in the house. It's the guinea pigs. That's the dumbest answer ever, I think Sharon would have won otherwise. And now all the Houseguests are freaked out thinking there's another couple left.
I don't care which of the four wins, honestly. Sure, I can't stand Sheila, but I don't care, as long as Natalie has to go crying back to Matt to drive him nuts.
TEAM CHRIST!
In Sequester House news, James came in and blamed Chelsia for his eviction, making her cry. LOLZ. I need to see more of that Sequester House.
This was THE GREATEST EVICTION IN THE HISTORY OF EVICTIONS!
Natalie was really annoying, begging the boys to stay. They decided to go on their power trip and call a house meeting. They called Natalie out for playing both sides and she didn't really deny it (the "I lied to them, I never lied to you" defense) and said that her true loyalty lies with the boys. Smart, since they're the ones responsible for your fate this week. Then she let loose the waterworks and I was like, Oh no - that's Adam's Kryptonite!
I held my breath until Ryan gave his vote, and when he voted to evict Natalie I had a freaking joygasm! I screamed and jumped around. Adam followed the strategy I laid out for the boys - split the vote and make Sheila evict Natalie. When Julie announced a tie, Natalie already looked shocked, and turned to Sheila with the begging face.
Beautifully, Natalie had already made it clear that she was aligned with the boys and would evict Sheila. So Sheila had no choice but to vote her ass out. And lo, it was beautiful.
"Why did you guys do this?" she kept asking. L.O.Freaking.L.
Ryan wins Head of Household and I'm hoping his alliance with Sharon stands. I call shenanigans on one of the answers, which said there is one pre-existing relationship in the house. It's the guinea pigs. That's the dumbest answer ever, I think Sharon would have won otherwise. And now all the Houseguests are freaked out thinking there's another couple left.
I don't care which of the four wins, honestly. Sure, I can't stand Sheila, but I don't care, as long as Natalie has to go crying back to Matt to drive him nuts.
TEAM CHRIST!
In Sequester House news, James came in and blamed Chelsia for his eviction, making her cry. LOLZ. I need to see more of that Sequester House.
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