The Duel: Marshmallows Have Feelings Too

Is it wrong that I laughed all the way through Wes's crying on this week's Real World/Road Rules Challenge? If he wins, Wes plans to marry Johanna. No Johanna!!! Don't do it! Gross. And after he beats Derrick in the duel (see, a combination of alcohol, steroids, and marijuana DOES impair your reflexes), he says he wants Derrick to be his kids' godfather. Please, god, don't let Wes have kids!