1.  Load your Christmas CDs onto your iPod.  It's just not Christmas without Clay Aiken and Harry Connick, Jr.
2.  Decorate the outside of your house.  This year, I was sweaty and sunburned after doing it, but I suppose that's better than freezing my ass off.  I'm going to complain either way.  My palm tree looks like a candy cane, and it's wonderful.
3.  Use Twisted Peppermint Body Scrub and Lotion from Bath & Body Works.  It's tingly and smells great.  When purchasing these items, be sure to whine about how they don't make peppermint candles.
4.  Light the peppermint candle you bought 2 years ago.  It's not dead yet!
5.  Wrap the presents you have purchased.
6.  Put up your Christmas tree.  If it's fake, light a Pine Tree candle.
7.  Drink a Peppermint White Mocha.  You won't be disappointed.
8.  Buy a new outfit for Christmas.
9.  Watch The Ref, my favorite Christmas movie.  And the funniest.  Also, watch the Christmas Party episode of Season 2 of The Office.  Gift exchange at its finest.
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