01 May 2011
Fast Five was awesome! It had everything I could ask for in a Fast & Furious movie and everything I need in a fun movie in general - in other words, it had porn of the bicep, tight tee shirt, gun, car, and barely-contained homoerotic variety.
The movie brings back everyone - the Asian guy from that one Fast & Furious movie, the black guy from that one Fast & Furious movie, the other black guy from that Fast & Furious movie, and Bigger Vin Diesel a/k/a The Rock. Cars. Guns. Big men beating each other up and nearly making out. What's not to love? If you go for this kind of thing, you won't be disappointed.