No. No. NO!

Thanks to KP for the tip on Bear. Bear, people! BEAR! Even better - Bear Blu!!! Lets hope the kid looks like a lumberjack and is into motorcycles. He won't need a nickname.

It's a Boy for Alicia Silverstone

The actress and author, 34, welcomed her first child with husband Christopher Jarecki on Thursday, May 5, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Son Bear Blu Jarecki weighed in at 7 lbs., 15 oz.

source

And then I had to read this one a couple times over the weekend to make sure I didn't have the gender wrong. This kid won't get picked on.

Nikki Cox & Jay Mohr Welcome a Boy

It's a happy Cinco de Mayo for Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox, who welcomed their first child together on Thursday, their rep tells PEOPLE.

The couple's baby boy, Meredith Daniel Mohr, weighed in at 6 lbs. 7 oz.

source