After several minutes of consideration this morning, I have decided to get a divorce. As soon as I am legally able, I will be getting married to the Starbucks Cinnamon Chip Multi-Grain Coffee Cake. Mike and I will remain friends. In fact, it was Mike who suggested the split. When he tired of hearing me say how much I love this delicacy, it was he who asked, "Then why don't you marry it?"
We appreciate everyone's concern during this transition in our lives. Thanks for listening.
P.S.: The title of this post is to be read Tony Danza style.
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