Jack & Company follow the van containing the Prime Minister, who is brought to Big Bad Dubaku. They break into the building in kickass fashion, meaning black coats, gloves, backpacks, night vision, guns, and earpieces. The best part is that Bill - Mr. Desk Jockey - does it too! WOO!
There is a huge firefight, the PM is rescued, and Dubaku slips out, but the All-Powerful Device Thingy is destroyed. Well then, problem solved, show over.
Jack & Company head back to The Lair of Kicking Ass with the PM and his wife. They have the PM call the President, since they need help and can't trust anyone else. The President must really have a hard-on for this PM, because she agrees to a fast, private meeting at the White House.
Janeane Garofalo is the new Chloe and figures out that the insecticide plant in Ohio is the new target. Their computer system has already been taken over, so she works with the Plant Manager to prevent the tanks from rupturing. Of course said Plant Manager makes the Ultimate Sacrifice.
They really call the President's husband "The First Gentleman"? I guess it makes sense. If they called him that before, I missed it, because I snorted when they said it. The First Gentleman's drugs have worn off and he awakens to the reality of a dead girl and a dead Secret Service agent. Plus the Other Bad Secret Service Agent who nabs his ass.
Dubaku's riding the Metro. Man, I wonder how many Merchants of Death I rode next to on that thing. He's been behind this whole First Gentleman thing, and wants the Other Bad Secret Service Agent to bring him to him.
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Bill is rough and tough baby! But how long will Tony be "doing his own thing?" They need him!!!
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