06 February 2009

The Real World: Wentz Style

My dear friend Kim told me not to expect much (she called it "another stimulating episode"). And she was right.

OH. MY. GOD. They ALL want to be actors/models/singers this year don't they!? It's worst than most years I swear. Scott goes for modeling shots and let's face it - he's gonna end up in gay porn or semi-porn. He's a Butter Face.

Ryan and his shoelace prank can go eff themselves. I want Ryan dead.

Chet sucks at hosting. He's so stiff and his personality is as bland as his appearance. Ugh. He "could do it all day and not get bored." Great for you, Chet. What about how the rest of us would feel?

Chet's also an idiot, as he wants to host TRL -- but he didn't know it was canceled.

The only thing Chet's good at is letting one rip while Scott's trying to hit on a model in their room. Loved that.

Wait, he's also a really snazzy dresser. What was with the vest/bowtie/glasses combo that he wore in all seriousness? OMG. He's an effing joke. The Orville Redenbacher comparisons were cracking me up, I have to admit.

Enough with the freaking Pete Wentz crossovers!! Why doesn't he just become one of the roommates? Chet's so effing delusional, thinking he and Pete are getting on like BFFs. He's a gigantic ass. Pete clearly was required, through some kind of MTV contract, to say he would hook Chet up with his contacts. WHY CAN THESE PEOPLE NOT SEE THROUGH THIS STUFF!? All the roommates are up each others' asses about how great they all are. LIARS!!!

1 comment:

Kim said...

We need some sex, we need some fights, and we need it FAST!