26 November 2007

Fantasy Football Report

Note to self: Find out if Peyton Manning's Down's Syndrome brother plans to throw 4 pickles. If yes, play the Defense that will catch said pickles and return 3 for TDs. Jesus, this was the wrong week to play the Ravens and sit the Vikings. Jackass.

Wide Stance is leading MacNCheese by 8, with both having a Steeler playing tonight. The other close game is Hot Mama v. Peterskin in the Battle of Yale Avenue. She's currently ahead 99 to 85, but he has a QB and a Kicker playing tonight; she's tapped out.

McLovin is resting all his hopes on Tight End Heath Miller to beat Ron Mexico. The Herpetic One is currently ahead 129 to 76. So good luck Miller!

In the two final games.... ManBearPig has squashed Grillz, whose QB got her -1, while her reserve QB netted 26. The Pig wins it 102 to 73. Sex Panther has defeated KMo 86 to 68, and he still has the Steelers D tonight. Though with his luck, a miracle will occur and the D will net -19.

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