03 November 2009

SYTYCD: Performances AND Results

Baseball = performance/elimination episode. But I really need the World Series to end tomorrow so I can get an episode of Fringe Thursday, k? Go Yankees!

1. Russell and Noelle - this bizarre little Hip Hop Tennis routine by a new choreographer. I really just watched Russell and he's awesome.

2. Ashleigh and Jakob - Viennese Waltz by Tony and Melanie. It was really good. Again, he's better than she is - his movements are just so sharp. Love him.

3. Bianca and Victor - Gospel-themed Broadway by Tyce Diorio. That was hella awkward. Why did it seem to me like they were dancing their own dances and it wasn't really cohesive? I didn't feel the Spirit.

4. Mollee and Nathan - Bollywood! It was sooo good. The Bollywood numbers always kill - they're so hard but so far all of them have been amazing! Mollee must have taken her Ritalin tonight because she wasn't so annoying. The judges kept commenting on her new "maturity." In other words, shut up and calm down, bitch.

5. Channing and Phillip - Samba by Tony and Melanie. Channing is built like a volleyball player and it seems like Phillip has a hard time lifting her big ass. It makes for more awkwardness. I had to rewind at one point to cringe at the horridness -- they had to pause so she could essentially climb up on him. It was like it was in slow motion. It was a struggle!!! Hella cringe-worthy. She's definitely way better and needs to be paired with a bigger, stronger dancer. Phillip needs to go.

6. Karen and Kevin - Hip Hop by Tabitha & Napoleon, son! It was really good - it was his style, and it suited Karen well too. Adam's in lust with Karen, it's hysterical. She might make him go straight!

7. Kathryn and Legacy - Contemporary by Stacey. It was a beautiful piece and crazy good. And soooo unexpected. I don't particularly like either of them, and always thought he was no good at choreography, but they BLEW. ME. AWAY. The part where he jumped onto her? I got goosebumps!!!!! When have we ever seen anything like that? That was unreal. I rewound that one, and not for the cringe factor this time. Adam was so proud of Legacy, it was so cute.

8. Pauline and Peter - Jazz by Wade Robson. New couple alert! Bizarre Wade alert! The dancers were people that Van Gogh had painted into A Starry Night and then erased and then come back to haunt the painter. No really. Wade is way out there sometimes. It was really good, even if it was hella odd. But Peter is a typical Philly dirtbag. Ugh.

9. Ellenore and Ryan - Argentine Tango by Some Argentines. They're gonna kill this. Her dress hem was caught on her heel for about a third of it, but they kept going and it was great - really tight and professional. I'm surprised her dress didn't come off. Too bad. I still think Kathryn and Legacy were the best tonight.

Bottom Two Girls: Noelle and Bianca.

Bottom Two Guys: Phillip and Victor.

Most Accurate Bottom Four Ever. No complaints here.

Bye-bye: Bianca and Phillip. Two tappers down, one to go. It was quite obvious it was Phillip's time to go, and Noelle actually put a lot of passion into her solo. I am SO HAPPY I don't have to look at Phillip's dumb, shiny, smiley face ever again. Bye. (I almost felt bad when he mentioned that his father had died last week. Almost.)

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