SYLER'SBACKSYLER'SBACKSYLAR'SBACK!!!!!!!!!
OK, let's get to the other stuff. We've got too many stories going on here. I could do without the Honduran Wonder Twins.
Again, Mohinder and Matt are the Greatest Gay Couple Ever. D.L. is officially dead. Niki takes Micah to live with Lt. Uhura. West and Claire share their Super Secrets with each other, and West reveals he was kidnapped a couple years back by Claire's dad. That'll make the first time he comes over for dinner awkward. Mohinder sends Bennet a picture of Painting 8 of 8 and it shows Bennet dead. Noooooooo!
Peter is trying to become The New Sylar. And Badass Peter rules. He moves a truck with the wave of his hand, spits bullets back out of his chest, nearly chokes a dude to death (but pusses out), and macks on the Irish chick instead of finding out his true identity. He even gets the Irish Brotherhood Tattoo, but it disappears from his arm - just after forming the shape of the Squiggly Lines of Mystery.
Now back to The Real Sylar. He's with Candice the Amazing Shapeshifter, who made the illusion of a Maui beach when in actuality he's recovering from several surgeries and holed up in a shack somewhere in the middle of Lost Island. Sylar can't seem to get his powers to work. So he kills Candice the old-fashioned way. Then she shifts back to her true form - a fat chick. (Nice continuity, since that's what Candice said she really looked like last season.) So Sylar has the taste for braaaaains again, and yet he can't seem to use her power. I thought maybe The Haitian was back, but he wasn't that we could see.
Sylar's impotent and Peter's horny with power. Sounds like we've got a show, people!!!!!!!
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