Prison Bust

This brief recap is dedicated to the 10% of my audience that used to watch Prison Break but gave it up 2 weeks ago.

Linc still hasn't found a towel to mop up his sweaty melon head. Michael and That Australian Dude were logging the guards' movements and planning the escape - for the middle of the day. Mike tried to be all McGruber - he built a freaking EMP out of a microwave and TV antennas (no, I'm not exaggerating). But a guard caught him peeping with binoculars and they locked down the prison til they found the binoculars, which they thought was a weapon. Long story short, the door to the cell they were going to escape from was chained shut.

Mahone saw something through his heroin haze involving a guard and a coffee cup - that's as far as that got. And Linc buried a cooler in the sand - he showed the contents to That Spanish Chick and referred to it as "our getaway vehicle". The beach was walking distance to Sona.

In 2 weeks there will be a 2-hour episode. It actually does look exciting and action-packed, but that could just be the editing. You never know with this show.