13 December 2009

The Ruins: Finale

It's kind of gay for guys to be throwing balls at each other's bare asses and dripping hot wax on each other, right? It's HELLA gay, right? Well then, Evan, Johnny, and Kenny are gay for each other. As Evan says, "It's a lot more fun to do it than take it, isn't it?"

It's the Epic Battle of Sarah & KellyAnne vs. Susie & Evan & Kenny & Derrick & Johnny. But most of the episode is filled with the usual Kenny vs. Sarah and Johnny vs. Susie.

First leg: eat bugs and balls. Or something. Sarah and KellyAnne pwned that, running away to the next leg while Johnny's puking away.

There are too many cooks in the kitchen on the Champions team when they have to work on a puzzle. Sarah and KellyAnne pwn that one too.

Third leg: crawling through a mud pit. That's not so awful. At this point, the boys throw Susie over their back so they can walk faster carrying her.

After some slow balancing by KellyAnne, they're basically even. The next leg is a puzzle, so it just comes down to "brain power" and focus. On a show like this, Susie has the most of those, and the Champions finish that leg first.

Winner: Champions. The team of 2 had a decent chance, what with the puzzles, but in the end 2 girls get beaten by 4 guys plus Susie. Go figure.

Worst. Rules. Ever. I assume they'll try to make the teams even next time....

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