09 December 2009

SYTYCD: Results

Tonight, Cat's earrings are the distraction - long, bright blue things. I'm hoping Ryan and Ashleigh leave, but this week is traditionally the week for surprise eliminations. So we'll see.

The other distraction? That Jakob comes out for the eliminations wearing boxer briefs and a turtleneck. Like, if he popped a boner, the world would know. And he's standing with 3 guys who are fully dressed in jeans. It's weird. Maybe he didn't have time to put on pants?

Bottom Two Guys: Legacy. OK. Ryan. THANK YOU, JESUS! I was so afraid it was going to be Jakob. What a relief. Jakob and Russell in the finale!! Thank GOD!

Bottom Two Girls: Ellenore. Boo, but expected. Mollee. OK, there's your Shock of the Night. Ashleigh skates through even though she didn't perform!? That's bull. America stinks.

Bye-bye:

Mollee. THANK YOU! I mean, I feel bad because Mollee's crying and really upset, and yet at least Ellenore is in the finale. Mollee wouldn't have a chance of winning.

Legacy. Damn. Yes, I'm bitter that Ryan and Ashleigh both made it. Legacy made it really far and was really amazing, but I suppose he wouldn't have won either.

Let's go Jakob and Russell!

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