05 October 2009

Heroes

Hiro, who you may remember has decided to go ahead and change things in the past (after changing his mind on that 100 times), sets out to change the most pointless, retarded thing ever - he stops a co-worker from photocopying his butt and therefore getting fired and therefore being suicidal. This is not a lie. Just when I thought the Hiro plotline couldn't get worse, THIS IS THE LAMEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! Meanwhile, the dude photocopies his butt at a different time, and still kills himself. Once again, Hiro discovers you can't change the future. For the 500th time. But it doesn't stop him from trying again. And again. And again. FORTY-SEVEN TIMES! I thought time travel was killing Hiro. Then why is he doing this?

Angela brings Nathan a bunch of crap to remind him of his childhood. It's a backfire when he remembers a previously-Haitian'ed memory - witnessing the death of his girlfriend in a pool. Nathan's also developing new powers every day.

Governor Bruce Boxleitner is back, and that makes me happy. Not that he has much to contribute, but he reminds me of MY childhood. The only thing that happens with him is Tracy takes a job with him, and then promptly quits it. Meh.

In amazing, astounding, exciting plot twist news, Claire and Bennet eat cereal and talk about stuff. And he starts getting back into the hero hunting business.

Finally, Nathan is kidnapped, "murdered" at the order of his dead girlfriend's mother, and buried. But of course, Nathan can't die, can he? And when he busts through the grave, he looks like Sylar.

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