Top Chef

Quickfire: Tag team cookoff - 4 chefs per side, 10 minute cooking intervals each, and no talking. And while one person's cooking, the other 3 have to be blindfolded. Holy crap! Talk about improv cooking.

And then it's Restaurant Wars!!!!!! The Brothers are teamed with Lameass Eli and Crappy Robin, then the other team is Kevin, Jennifer, Michael, and Crappy Laurine.

Eli is front-of-the-house. Ew. I'd run from that restaurant with that douchebag and his hunched shoulders and his too-tight clothes. There's a ton of tension in that kitchen, with The Brothers sniping at each other and fighting with Robin.

Laurine is front-of-the-house at the other restaurant. Ew again, but she sucks so badly they had to get her out of the kitchen. This group decided to do no desserts (always a weakness on Top Chef), and it stood out to the judges right away. And Laurine sucks as much at front-of-house as she does at cooking. I hate you, Laurine. Jennifer botches her fish and Kevin botches his lamb. What is this Bizarro World???

Losing Team: Jennifer, Kevin, et al. Bizarro World I tell you!

Bye-bye: Laurine. Well, thank heavens. My peoples got to pick themselves back up next week!!