26 June 2007

Hell's Kitchen: Now With More Double Entendres!

The Nanny: "I love putting things in my mouth."
"Vinnie is ready to impress Chef Ramsay with his meat."
"Vinnie struggles with his meat."

Heh.

Only in L.A. would they have a restaurant like Opaque, where people eat in the dark.

Every year there has to be a dick customer who wants to complain and be on TV. This year it was a tall chick whom Chef Ramsay called a giraffe.

Chef Ramsay Quote of the Night: "F me senseless!"

Bye bye to Vinnie, his fat chin, and his man boobs. Next week: a wedding reception. Who would agree to have their reception in Hell's Kitchen? Ten bucks says they're actors.

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