Is Vince McMahon dead? And why do I even care? I heard on the radio that he died in a limo explosion. But I can't find it on any news websites. The WWE website claims he's dead and the FBI is investigating, but this has to be a WWE hoax, right? Like he's going to rise from the ashes on the next WWE Main Event or whatever?
Help me! I'm going to a meeting and can't investigate. WTF is going on??