14 June 2007

What's Going On?

Is Vince McMahon dead? And why do I even care? I heard on the radio that he died in a limo explosion. But I can't find it on any news websites. The WWE website claims he's dead and the FBI is investigating, but this has to be a WWE hoax, right? Like he's going to rise from the ashes on the next WWE Main Event or whatever?

Help me! I'm going to a meeting and can't investigate. WTF is going on??

1 comment:

I love eating pie even more than lurch said...

Vince McMahon Mystery Bombing: Stunt Supervised By Pyrotechnic Co.

Vince McMahon dead? Of course not, though World Wrestling Entertainment would have you believe otherwise. Vince McMahon was seen being blown up upon entering his limo on Monday Night.

"No one was in any danger," said Steve Poremba of Monday night's WWE RAW performance at the Wachovia Arena in Wilkes Bar, PA., though he would not elaborate until WWE had sent out a news release.

Even though there have been articles on the wrestling federation's Web site and the internet that firefighters and federal agents are currently investigating the incident, Luzerne County 911 Center workers confirmed that it was all a "stunt" and that no emergency vehicles were called to the arena on Monday night.