29 June 2007

Those Wacky Brits

A man has been charged with having sex with his bike.

Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel. The 51-year-old bachelor was charged with the bizarre sexual offense after he was disturbed by the cleaner and her colleague in a private hostel in Ayr. The charge alleges he conducted himself in a disorderly manner, simulated sex with a bicycle and continued to do so while naked from the waist down in the presence of two female employees.

Maybe I'm trapped in a box. But I can't figure out which part of the bike he was having sex with.

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