24 September 2008

Project Runway: I Love Korto AND Korto's Ass

There was some model stealing this week. Always a little bit of drama there. Not enough for my tastes.

Challenge: Designing for each other. That never goes well, for a number of reasons. Then they have to be inspired by a musical genre. Now that's just over-complicating things.

Suede gets Jerell, rock and roll.
Kenley gets Leanne, hip-hop. They are BOTH the opposite of hip-hop.
Korto gets Suede, punk.
Jerell gets Kenley, pop. I get excited about seeing Kenley sexed-up.
Leanne gets Korto, country.

Because I am so obsessed with Kenley physically, I have been overlooking the girl's flaws. Namely, that whiny ass voice and her ATTITUDE! Both on full display tonight, simultaneously, with Tim Gunn. Step off Tim, bitch! Whenever she talks, I cringe and just beg her to shut up so I can keep loving her.

Really, Kenley? You don't think the judges will notice bunching in the crotch? Riiiight. The "hip-hop" outfit is ridiculous! And she has SO MUCH confidence in it!

Guest Judge: LL Cool J. This does not bode well for that "hip-hop" design.

I love to see the designers all made-up. They look crazy, and great. Kenley looks hot as slutty balls. Leanne's country mess was a hot mess, or maybe it was just that it looked so inappropriate on Korto. The vest Suede made looks like he puked it on Jerell's chest. Actually, that would have been hotter. Emo Punk Suede is AWESOME!!!

Burn of the Week: "[It looks] like a woman going out to eat ribs." - Michael Kors, about the country outfit.

Winner: Korto. She is awesome.

Bye-bye: Suede!

YES! KENLEY LIVES TO SEE ANOTHER DAY! Next week: They all cry. AWESOME!

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