18 September 2008

RW/RR: The Island

Who is this Dave douchebag and why does he think playing college lacrosse qualifies him to rough it?

Who is this Kelly Anne and why is she such a raging bitch?

Derrick made fun of how Dan is when he's drunk. Pot calling the kettle black much? Dan is the new Derrick and bless him for it.

Abram gets attacked by wasps. Woah. He can take it though. If anything, he likes it.

I was rooting for Dave to drown when he was drunkenly swimming. And then he quits the game in his drunkenness. He said something about wanting to eat pizza, Ranch dressing, and Mountain Dew? TJ gives him a hard time, of course. TJ hates quitters!! And someone always has to quit every Challenge.

Face Off: Johnny, Derrick, and Abram all volunteer for it. Derrick wins.

Voted Off: Abram asks everyone to vote him off because he has to leave for business reasons. Then why did he come onto the show in the first place? Oh, nevermind, I guess because he didn't know he wouldn't have phone and internet access. (But almost half of the people vote to kick off Johnny, haha, poor Johnny Bananas.)

Since Abram has a key and he's leaving, he has to bequeath his key. He gives it to some douche named Dunbar. Who is this mysterious Dunbar? Why do all the people I know keep leaving?

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