17 September 2008

Project Runway

Challenge: Design for college graduates to transition them to the workplace. God, designing for real women never works because even if they're thin, they're fat. And ugly. And awkward. I hate real people.

And the mothers are involved in the challenge too, as pretty much a second client.

Jerell was TOO MUCH this episode! "Flirty, sexy, and awkward - like her. And me!" Kenley too. She loves her girl - because her girl loves her and thinks she's cute. And she's a bitch about Tim's advice again. Sorry, still have to love her! Because she's cute. And I love a girl that talks about other people behind their backs and laughs in their faces!

Joe made a suit for an old Wall Street power broker in 1982. Suede made a nice dress and slapped an ugly-ass jacket on it with horrible stripes on the pockets and flared sleeves. Christ!

Leanne, Jarell, Kenley, and Korto were all really good and appropriate. I think Korto's was the best.

Winner: Jarell.

Bye-bye: Joe. NOOOOOOOOO! Dammit, I love Joe but he is SO hit-or-miss. When he misses, he misses hard.

1 comment:

Kim said...

I love Jerell! Suede should have gone home instead of Joe. Suede NEVER does anything good.