24 February 2007

Britney Should Be an Astronaut

NASA has the secret to keeping Britney Spears in rehab....

NASA has detailed, written procedures for dealing with a suicidal or psychotic astronaut in space. Documents, obtained this week by The Associated Press, say the astronaut's crewmates should bind his wrists and ankles with duct tape, tie him down with a bungee cord, and inject him with tranquilizers if necessary.

Sign me up for the next space mission! I want to be the first psychotic in space!

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