There's a Reason I Don't Bet on Sports

I'm just as good at predicting football as I am at playing it. This is Botch Bowl 2007 - this weather we're having is butt-trifling. Peytie Peyt has things under control now. Too bad Vinatieri plays better in New England.

I hate Phil Simms because of his pronunciation of the words "Saturday" ("Saturdee"), "to" ("tuh"), and most especially "him" ("eem"). In his honor, here's a picture of his douchebag son, Chris. They were begging for people to come get his autograph. To be fair, this was toward the end of his session. But I'm rarely fair.