12 February 2007

Tonight on 24

Assad emerges from the wormhole or whatever magical form of transportation he took to get to DC. And speaking of magical, I love how resourceful these terrorists always are. Good thing Fayed dug a hole in his wall and installed a rope ladder so he could lower himself into the ventilation system, the basement, and the sewers. And has a medi-vac helicopter standing by nearby. You know, just in case they get ambushed or something.

I wish that dumb black-haired slut would just tell Jack that his father is a murderer who is forcing her to take him to a different location. Just tell him already! Save Milo! I knew Milo was going to be endangered by that whore.

Scene: The 24 Writers Room, a few months ago.
Writer No. 1: In 6 seasons, is there anything we haven't done?
Writer No. 2: We've never had a helicopter land on top of two semis.
Writer No. 3: We've never had someone take a power drill to someone's shoulder.
Writer No. 4: We've never had Jack Bauer ambush hostiles by pumping a sawed off.
Writer No. 5: We've never had members of the President's own administration plotting to murder him.
Writer No. 1: Do it. Do it all!

Radio Psychic: If they are successful in murdering Wayne (and I kinda hope they are), the shadowy conspiracy people will frame Assad for Wayne's murder.

1 comment:

Karen said...

We agree with your assessments. Assad is definitely going to get framed. Josh will never use a power drill in this house again. And I LOVE me some shotguns! Excellent way to spice up the combat scenes.