08 February 2007

Right in My Backyard!!

Anna Nicole Smith's sudden collapse at the Hard Rock Seminole Hotel & Casino on Thursday was deadly. WFOR-TV in Miami reports that Anna was found unresponsive in her hotel room. Paramedics were called and performed CPR on the tragic blonde, in addition to inserting a tube in her mouth. Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel.

Really, death is the best thing that could happen to this woman, and her baby. She was so royally F'd up. Gee, I wonder if it was from natural causes. Or maybe Trim Spa.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow I'm in shock, she really died! Just this morning on the View, Rosie said that she is sick of seeing Anna all over the news, looking like she's on drugs. Rosie killed Anna!

Karen said...

She's not really dead. Just faking her own death to hide away Jack Bauer style and not have to submit her daughter to paternity tests.

Juju said...

I'll actually go a step further and say that Howard K. Stern killed her. I think he killed her son too. Now he can get all the money.