14 January 2010

The Real World: DC

Ty, fresh from banging Emily, calls his freshly-ex-girlfriend to let her know. Wow, honest. But like, what was she supposed to say? And if y'all had broken up, why do you need to tell her? She just hung up on him.

Ty turns into a bitch after sex, and is all weird with Emily. I suppose he feels guilty, and so he's possessive and jealous and wanting way more out of the relationship already. Weirdo. They half-seriously fight, and she spits in his face. LOL. She has bigger balls than he does. She's such a dude.

The rest of the episode focuses on Callie's beautiful chunkiness. LOL that Josh and Andrew think she has a great body - because she has meat on her bones - but don't want to tell her because she'll take it the wrong way. They're sweet. Unfortunately, Ty is an asshole and makes a comment that Callie's "not skinny enough" for Playboy. Poor thing. He's also the asshole because he doesn't understand the problem with what he said, and it takes Emily talking to him for 85 hours to make him realize.

Eff you, Callie! You look good! Own it! Stop crying over that ass! Why the eff would you want to be in Playboy anyway? Also, please take off that yellow nail polish.

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