28 January 2010

The Real World: DC

Josh finally does something - calls his girlfriend. Boring. Later, his mom calls and, like any awesome mom would, tells him his girlfriend is cheating on him. They all have really thick, gross Philly accents, which are like Baltimore accents, but somehow even lower-rent.

His girlfriend comes to visit and I can't wait to see what she looks like. She's tiny and she has really busted teeth. That's all I can say. And there's no further mention of the possible cheating. So maybe his mom just likes to start crap.

After his girlfriend leaves, Josh hooks up with a chick. Classy. It's uber-classy when he tells his girlfriend he's not getting his dick sucked, but he could be.

Erika gets the chance to sing with some band that only she knows, and she thinks it's a big deal. It isn't. Too bad her voice is all raspy, but she doesn't do too badly.

Ty cracks me up because he says dumb S all the time. Like his generalization that all women are dependent on men. And he wasn't kidding. I love it. I also love that it angers Andrew - he hates that Ty can say anything and Emily still likes him. Meanwhile, Ty's the one falling for Emily, and doesn't believe her when she says she's not catching feelings. Because she's not being "a woman." So because she doesn't love him, now he doesn't love her. Lame.

DC Sighting of the Week: McFadden's! Hell yeah. Had some happy hours there in the day.

1 comment:

Kim said...

this show sux.