Erika's boyfriend visits and - guess what - she threatens to leave the house. OMFG I want her DEAD!!! Also, her boyfriend is HELLA FUGLY!!! Nice double chin and horrid vampire teeth, douche.
Erika's a total bitch when Callie doesn't click with the douchey friend Erika sets her up with. Bitch. I'm so over Erika.
Erika flips a coin, and just calls it to herself, and says the decision is that she leaves. So she tells everyone she's going and they'll be packing tomorrow. Mike quite hilariously sends her to the Holocaust Museum - because if you think your life sucks, go see some real pain. Damn but Mike is awesome!!
Erika's douche boyfriend convinces her to stay. I love Ashley cuz she's like, OK, I'm outta here, I can't deal with this. Go Ashley! She's as over Erika as I am. I hope she stays and everyone tries to make her miserable. But no, Erika changes her mind FOR THE 1000TH TIME and decides, if they aren't begging her to stay, then she doesn't want to stay. WHAT A FLOUNCING GODDAMN DRAMA QUEEN BITCH!!! She leaves, but not before gracing us with another shite song. Bye-bye, freaking jackass bitch!!!!
Andrew does some drawing for The Washington Times. Because that newspaper sucks compared to The Post. He's assigned to shadow a White House reporter and then draw something based on the experience. Andrew can't possibly get past the Secret Service. At least not if he wears the panda hat. His political cartoon is actually good. Too bad Andrew and deadlines don't get along. Jackass.
Full disclosure: I drank a lot of champagne during this episode. Revelation: it helped.
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What we learned from this episode: Erika not only looks like you, but acts like you too.
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