16 July 2009

SYTYCD: Elimination

Cat is slutting it up tonight in that barely-there sequined potato sack. Good lord. My girl also looks tired tonight. What's wrong, Cat?

The group performance was very cool. An Asian-inspired Wade Robson number.

Bottom Two Girls: Randi (agree) and Melissa (disagree).

Bottom Two Guys: Kupono (agree) and Ade (STRONGLY DISAGREE). How did America vote to keep Evan? Oh right, middle-aged women. It's the Clay Aiken Factor. But less gay. This is a crime.

Bye-bye: Randi and Kupono. Thank you, Jesus. There is a god. Now listen up, America. Ade CANNOT be cut before the finale!!

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