Posthumous bye-bye: Last week (or last night if you were me catching up on the DVR) we lost Jason and Janette. I was fine with losing Jason, though Evan needs to GTFO. But Janette!? Look, on the one hand I'm feeling vindicated in my early hatred for her and her gums, but on the other hand... she was the best girl! Oy. America stinks.
Now look here, America. If you put Evan into the Final Two Guys, we're going to have a problem.
Sonya did routines for The Boys and The Girls. The choreography in both was killer and the dancing was amazing. Nice.
1. Jeanine and Ade: Samba by Louis van Amstel. They both have big asses so this should be good. Jeanine looked like a slutty peacock. I thought it was sexy. I guess Mary didn't think the technique was very good. I suppose that's why she's the dancer and I'm not. That, and I'm lazy.
2. Melissa and Evan: Broadway by Tyce Diorio. This was Evan's style so I expected a lot more. He's just not enough man to handle a girl. Broadway annoys me and Evan annoys me. I hate how he pulls faces all the time. It was dull.
3. Kayla and Brandon: Contemporary by Some Chick Who Isn't Mia Michaels. It was crazy good. Crazy tough choreography, lots of lifts and carries and jumps. Awesome! Kayla's definitely good, for a bloodless vampire.
4. Jeanine and Ade: Hip Hop by Tabitha and Napoleon. It was buuuuuuuck. That was off the hook, son!
5. Melissa and Evan: Quick Step. Whatever. They're dull.
6. Kayla and Brandon: Disco by That Old Chick. They got the hardest routines for sure. She was upside down the whole damn time.
Bye, Evan. Please?
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