22 March 2012
The Challenge: Battle of the Exes: Finale Part I
The Dome: Mark and Robin v. Camila and Johnny, in that brutal pull-the-stick-away-from-the-other-person challenge. Camila kicks Robin's ass and Johnny breaks the old guy down.
Bye-bye: Mark and Robin. Go raise your son, sweetie. Mark of course claims this is his retirement, but I don't buy it.
Time to travel to ICELAND!! That sounds like a goddamn nightmare, but these idiots are excited. I hope their dicks freeze off. Because it's -10 degrees. TJ tells them to get some rest. So of course they go out and do some shots.
The final challenge involves 7 different checkpoints. And they HAVE to finish; you can't quit and settle for third. Sounds like a TJ Rule.
First up is dog-sledding and then they have to jump into an icy river. The best time at those events gets the best sleeping accommodations. They're all sleeping on the glacier tonight. I like the whole ranking of accommodations. Nice.
CT and Diem are in 1st, so they sleep in a tent with an air mattress, fur blankets, and heating lamps. Johnny and Camila are in 2nd, and get a little heater. Emily and Ty are last, so they sleep on 2 yoga mats. Honestly, it would have been better if it had been, like, a hotel room v. a cabin v. a tent. But I guess there aren't a lot of hotels on the middle of glaciers.
To be continued!!!