Fringe

Let's all join hands in a prayer to the FOX gods, giving thanks that they have renewed Fringe for a fifth season.  Sure, it'll be the last season and it'll only be 13 episodes long, and it saddens me to think it'll all be over around this time next year, but at least the writers get to wrap up their story.  Well, wrap it up as much as you can on Fringe.  And hopefully we'll get one final, epic Comic-Con panel too.  The Fringe panels have always been great.

So we're back in the present this week, where the Peter Bishop Doomsday Device sits in wait.  The 2 Fringe Teams meet so Walter can explain that David Robert Jones is trying to get the universes to collide, destroying them both in order to create another universe that DRJ would control.

We then see DRJ operatives all over the world looking for different coordinates.  Then, at the same time, the people's veins get all poppy and the ground beneath them cracks.  Worldwide earthquakes, in both universes.

Olivia recognizes the operatives as fellow Cortexiphan Kids, who are being used because of the psychic link to their Alternates.    Peter proposes closing the Otherworldly Bridge to cut the link, which would be permanent and result in the Other Universe degrading again.  So they try another way first, getting a "good alternate" from the Other Universe brought to the lab so they can dose him with LSD and hook him up to Walter's crazy brain machine.  Olivia taps into the psychic link and tracks the "bad alternate."  They catch him, but earthquakes still erupt in other places.

DRJ has an army of Cortexiphan Kids, and he's convinced them that they're helping the Universe.  The "bad alternate" is no help, and gives them the slip, so the Fringe Teams decide the bridge must be closed.  Time to load Pacey into the Peter Bishop Doomsday Device.  The 2 Walters have a conversation about how Walter's afraid Peter will disappear when the bridge goes away.  It's awesome to watch the 2 Walters talk -- and I love how this Walternate isn't as much of an asshole as the Other Timeline one was.

Peter gets the machine going and then the teams say their goodbyes to their doppelgangers.  Lincoln decides to stay in the Other Universe.  Awwww, Lincoln and Fauxlivia.  I approve.  But OMG I'm feeling sad - is this the end of the Other Universe for us?  I'll miss it!

The bridge closes and only our team remains, including Peter. 

This Week's Code: ALIVE.

The Avengers: The Best Night of My Life

It's going to be very difficult for me to write anything coherent about The Avengers.

First of all, I saw it because I once again won tickets from Ain't It Cool News, this time through my great talents in Photoshop.  But they weren't guaranteed seats so it was kind of like a nice refresher for Comic-Con -- Mike headed down while I had to finish something at work, then I joined him just in the nick of time.  And it was also very much like Comic-Con in that you were in an enclosed space with a bunch of people with awkward social skills who share your common interests in all things geeky.  So during the movie, there was shouting, woo-ing, high-fiving, jumping up and down, knee slapping, and all manner of nerdgasms. 

At first, I was like, OK, this movie's alright, it's kind of taking a while to get going and then BAM.  It. Got. Going.  And it was awesome.  I mean, funny, fun, and over-the-top geeky.  And everyone was awesome in it!  Like, you're watching one minute thinking, "Captain America is owning this movie," and then a minute later, "Thor is owning this movie," and then a minute later, "HOLY CRAP, THE HULK IS OWNING THIS MOVIE!!!!"  You get the picture - just awesomeness on top of awesomeness.  It's great to see the team fight -- with each other and side by side.  It's great to have Captain America leading them at one point, as he should.  And The Hulk is AWESOME in this movie - really love him more than any of the other movie versions.

And lord, I haven't even been able to process that Jeremy Renner was in the damn thing and awesome as Hawkeye.  I mean, the whole damn movie... no words.  Loved. It.  Be ready to high-five and shout your way through it.  Unless you're not a nerd.

Oh, and the 3-D didn't seem worth it.  I mean, it was worth it for me because I got the free tickets and the 10-days-in-advance screening and the free 3-D glasses, but it's not worth it for common people.

I'll definitely be seeing this thing again.

Fringe

Holy crap, the episode starts like a movie, with text telling us Observers seized control of humanity in 2015 and there was a huge uprising/resistance that barely survives.  It's 2036.  Whatever remains of the Fringe Team is there to police what's left of humanity.  The main agent chick (I'll bet money she's Olivia/Peter's kid, let's see...) has been searching for our Fringe Team, and they've just discovered Walter, all ambered up.

And holy crap all new credits!  And they're all about how people have no freedom or private thought, and also no joy.  LOVE IT!!  Most ambitious show on television.  Goddamn.

Broyles is still alive and in charge, old as shit, beholden to the Observers.  Nina's working with the future Fringe Team, wheelchair bound and rocking seriously awesome silver hair.  The future Fringe Team also has Desmond from Lost - so YAY! 

Anyway, Desmond and Agent Lady release and revive Walter.  He comes out hungry, what with it being 20 years and all.  Get him some licorice, stat!  Our Fringe Team had figured out how to get rid of the Observers, but then were encased in amber.  Walter's mind is a bit gone - he's even more adorably child-like than normal - so he's not entirely helpful.  The team has to get through the Observer-controlled city to get the piece of Walter's brain that Massive Dynamic has, so they can try to heal him.

Jesus, these Observers are real assholes.  What the hell made them like that?  Dicks.  Well-dressed dicks.

Anyway,  the new guys heal up Walter and get him working on his Observer-destroying machine.  The machine takes a building out of existence, and then Walter takes them to where his Team are ambered-up.  The Team consists of Astrid, Bell, and Peter.  Bell gets left behind off-screen, but Walter has his hand.  And it sounds like Olivia was dead in the resistance.  And, yes, Agent Lady is Henrietta (heh) Bishop.  Meanwhile, the episode just ends there.  This is the most ambitious show on television -- how do they get away with this stuff?  Cuz they're just going back to the present next week!  They're crazy!!!

This Week's Code: QUAKE

The Raid: Redemption

I've been excited to see The Raid: Redemption since I heard about it during the Toronto Film Festival.  It unexpectedly showed up this weekend in my local theater, so I made sure to go out right away to see it.

It's an Indonesian action film about an elite SWAT squad raiding a high-rise run by a crime lord.  As promised, it is nearly non-stop action, whether it be shooting, karate, or machete-wielding.  And Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park did the score, so this LP fangirl was excited about that.  It's a kickass score, continuing the new tradition of awesome electronic musicians making awesome scores for awesome movies. 

Definitely worth watching if you want a kickass action film!!

Lockout

OMG this movie.  I only saw it because Mike wanted to, and I didn't really care.  Didn't really know anything about it, to be honest.  It is everything you think a space prison movie would be.  It's pointless.  Guy Pearce is awesome generally, and I actually liked him in this too, I just couldn't get over that it was him.  I think of him as one of the "better" actors and like he was maybe making this movie as a joke.

He plays the most unbelieveably snarky, masculine, quippy guy.  But there is bicep porn for days.  Bicep porn with bonus tattoo.  So that's all I looked at, really.  (Worth it.)  Phony-ass action sequences.  And OMG the villains.  Just over-the-top, complete with scars, milky eye, and Scottish accents.  How much more cliche can you get?

Whatever. Watch it on TV maybe.  And expect to have really, really snarky quips thrown around at an unbelievable rate.  Between crappy, PG-13-rated action sequences.

Fringe

Let's watch Fringe whilst drunk, OK?  OK!  I always forget that I'm not supposed to drink on Fridays so I can watch Fringe.  Well, today I'm combining it.  Let's goooo!

But goddammit, we start with Awesome!Kickass!Lincoln's funeral.  SADDDDNESSSSS!

Fauxlivia is questioning Nina -- wants to know who David Robert Jones's mole in the Department of Defense is.   Nina ain't giving up shit, she's all "things are going to get worse."

Back to Our Universe.  Freak of the Week: Guy bitches out another guy in an office.  Guy gets pulled up to the ceiling and then crashes back to the ground, body broken.  His injuries (along with others') are consistent with those of a plane crash victim.

The plane crash happened on The Other Side, and killed their Our Universe counterparts as well.  Walter heads over to the Other Side to examine their bodies.  Lincoln's, like, fully on the Other Side now.  Good for him.  Walter spends the night at Fauxlivia's and she gets drunk reviewing Awesome!Lincoln's murder case.  He wears her robe and cooks her food to sober her up.  Awwwww I love me some Walter/Fauxlivia!!

Another car accident/random death happens in both Universes.  There's some device in the car, and that device is linked to DRJ.  

DRJ is hanging out in Broyles's house, and Broyles is pissed.  Looks like DRJ saved Broyles's son's life (or at least his eyesight?) in exchange for Broyles helping him.  Sonofabitch. Now DRJ wants Broyles to blow up the bridge that links the 2 worlds. 

With Walter's help, Fauxlivia suspects Broyles is the traitor, and she tricks Nina into confirming it.  But then Broyles turns himself in to Our Broyles!  Oh hell yes he does.  He's a good man.  Eff DRJ.  Walter heads back home.  He tells Peter and Olivia that DRJ is searching for a way to collapse both universes.  Dun dun dunnnnn.

On a Related Note:  You know who I wish was cast in Django Unchained instead of Jamie Foxx?  Lance Reddick.  Goddammit....

Walter's Line of the Week:  On seeing Peter and Olivia -- "Look - it's my son and his girlfriend."  AWWWWWWWW .  He also wanted to bring over a casserole to the Other Side in honor of Awesome!Lincoln.   He couldn't.  But he could bring over a severed hand.

This Week's Code: SIMON.  Who the eff is Simon?

Next Week:  We get more future shit?  Yes please!

Can I also say how hot Anna Torv is?  This is my favorite picture ever.  Thank you.

The Cabin in the Woods

I got to see The Cabin in the Woods on Monday night courtesy of my friends at Ain't It Cool News.  Because I'm cool like that.

This movie is impossible to review because I don't want to spoil anything.  Let's see -- it's a horror movie, but not quite, mixed with awesome, clever, comedic Joss Whedon dialogue.  It's a fun ride.  It's original and scary and funny and unlike anything you've ever seen.  And it makes you giddy after watching because it was so cool.


That's the best I can do.  As long as you're cool with horror and gore - done smartly - check it out.  It's just fun and generally awesome.

Justified

R.I.P. Trooper Tom.  Sadface.  The manhunt's on for Quarles!!  Raylan tracks down Wynn Duffy's RV for a game of Harlan Roulette.  He legit pulls the trigger too!!!  Twice!  It works too because Wynn tells him everything, including that he blew up Quarles.

Boyd is summoned by Bubba, drives up to the bridge, and is greeted by Bubba's Army.  Bubba returns his money, says they need to conclude their business, and alludes to Devil being missing.

Raylan's waiting for Bubba when he gets back, pissed that a cop is dead and he don't have shit to show for it.  Raylan draws 2 guns on him, but the Army is behind him, weapons drawn.  Bubba can't get him Quarles, but he can get him Boyd.  He knows where Devil was buried.

The new sheriff warns Boyd that he's being watched by the cops and they're looking for a body.  Boyd wants to know how Bubba could have possibly known about him shooting Devil -- someone in his measly little crew must have told.  And Arlo thinks he's talking to Helen all the time....  Damn you, Arlo.  Boyd is arrested and Ava's all upset, but staying strong.  She's already talking to Johnny about how they can solve the situation and avenge Boyd.  Johnny thinks it was Ellen Mae, so Ava goes and roughs her up.  Ava is officially a P.I.M.P.  HOSHIT!!!

Bubba cuts ties with his Number 2.  Hey, at least he just exiled him and didn't butcher him.  AND IT WAS JOHNNY THAT TOLD BUBBA ABOUT DEVIL!  You asshole!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, Quarles is at a campsite taking a family hostage and hitching a ride.  He calls Adam Arkin and wants to know how he can come home -- it's gonna cost him 500 grand.  Then Quarles calls Raylan and they meet in the woods.  "You wouldn't by any chance have an ibuprofen on you, would you?"  LOL.  Q makes Raylan drop his gun and his phone with his "cute" arm gun, takes his ass hostage, and takes him to Bubba. Face off time!  Bubba keeps his money in his "piggy bank" -- a pig strung up for butchering.  Q tells Raylan that he didn't kill Trooper Tom, and while he's distracted, Number 2 comes back and shoots Q.  Then he shoots Number 2.  Then he pulls out the arm gun, Raylan blocks it, and Bubba chops his arm off with the cleaver!!!  I screamed for a minute straight, laughed, and rewound immediately.  Q was, like, reaching for his arm and Raylan pulls it away from him.  LOL.  Raylan asks Q who killed Tom -- it was Arlo.  Oh shit.

Raylan wakes him up and arrests him.  One of the guns Q had on him matched the one that killed Gary - yeah, cuz Raylan had it and Q took it off him.  Tidy.  While being questioned for Trooper Tom, Arlo confesses to killing Devil.  Nicely played.  Arlo's half-crazy, but I think he's half-sane too, and purposely is protecting Boyd.  He's like his son now.  (Meanwhile, Arlo shot Trooper Tom because he thought he was Raylan, or at least someone else threatening his boy Boyd.)

Raylan drops by Winona's to catch her up on things, and how he "disarmed" Quarles.  Love it.    Love this whole damn thing.  Great season.  Depressed it's over.

The Challenge: Battle of the Exes: Reunion

The Miz hosts the Reunion this year.  I don't know too much about wrestling, but I know enough to know that he's kind of a big deal.  Go figure.  I remember when he was Mike and he created that damn character on The Real World!

Johnny Bananas is the Ultimate Douchebag.  He uses the word gnarly.  And wears a tee shirt with his nickname on it.  Die.

As usual, Paula brings the hot-mess on the Reunion, because - shocker - her BF dumped her old ass after she was banging Ty and now she's alone.  Forever.  Spinster Paula is my favorite Paula.  She's literally hyperventilating/sobbing.  Jesus, woman.  Dead by next year?

Robin takes major offense at being called crazy.  Only literally-crazy people do that.  Mark might not actually be retiring, because the young people like him on the Twitters.  And that's it; nothing earth-shattering to see here.

Fringe

Gene the cow is wearing a giant FBI jacket.  Has she done that before?  It's hysterical.  And then the hat comes out.  OMG love it.

Lincoln Lee = Peeta Mellark.  He's all lovesick and heartbroken over Olivia changing.  The Other Universe wants to exchange information on David Robert Jones, and Lincoln is eager to go over, or at least get out of this universe for a while.  He volunteers as tribute!  (The Hunger Games references will never stop, folks.)

Fauxlivia and the Two Lincolns end up teaming up to investigate a bunch of melted-face corpses.  Lincoln is very eager to help, cuz he's liking his woman as a redhead.  He'll take whichever Olivia he can get, poor guy.  While driving to the scene, Fauxlivia asks Lincoln what his middle name is -- Tyrone.  I find this hysterical.  So does Fauxlivia, who uses it to jone on Her Lincoln, who is mortified by the name.

I love the interactions between the Two Lincolns; Our Lincoln is trying to figure out how they came out so different.  You know, with Alt!Lincoln being such a confident badass.  But they share the same history as far as they can tell.  My personal theory?  It's the thigh holster.

The perp is a kind of shapeshifter, but one that's melting people's faces, unable to hold on to the new face for long, and uses some umbilical cord looking version of the shapeshifting device.  When the team catches the dude, Broyles informs Nina, because they are evil and working together.  Nina dispatches an assassin to take the dude out, but he shoots Alt!Lincoln instead.  Nooooo!  It's awesome to watch Fauxlivia snipe the assassin's ass though.  She rules!!  R.I.P. Alt!Lincoln.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  R.I.P. Thigh holster.  They catch Nina.

Lincoln offers to stick around to help Fauxlivia.  Awwwwwwww.  It'll be easier for both of them to have each other.  AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Notable Difference Between the Universes: Our Batman = Their Mantis.

This Week's Code: DREAM.  More like a nightmare with no more Alt!Lincoln. :(

Justified

What am I going to do after Justified ends next week?  I mean, I'll have Mad Men, and Game of Thrones, and the crappy The Killing... nevermind, I guess I'll be alright.  Still, they're not Kentucky.

Last time we saw him, Quarles was tasered by Boyd, and now he's chained naked on the bed in a whorehouse, guarded by whores.  They all decide to get high, because that's a good idea....  At least they're listening to REO Speedwagon while they get high -- using a shotgun.  For real.  This show.  Love it. 

Boyd is awaiting the people from Detroit when Bubba's #2 Guy brings Dickie in to the bar.  Oh. Hell. No.  That's what Boyd says with his eyes.  Then he grabs him and throws him around, suffocating him with a plastic bag, punching him -- it's awesome.  #2 tells Boyd to stop so they can get their hands on the $3 million.  To get the money, they have to rob a bank.  Like Boyd's crew is out of The Town or something.  This won't be good.

Q escapes the high whores, because high whores aren't hard to escape when you have a length of chain available.  Wynn Duffy's panicked, because he promised Q to the Detroit Big Bad.  Boyd has the idea to blow Q up, using that explosion as a distraction for the bank job.  Ava cases the safety deposit room at the bank, while the cops are surveilling.  Boyd doesn't want Arlo and Ava doing the actual job though.  That doesn't sit well with Arlo, who is having visions of Helen.

Q goes to see Bubba, and Bubba knows everything Boyd's about to do - the plan with an explosive distraction and everything, since that's the Crowder M.O.  He tells Q to be there and hit the bank instead.  Q calls Wynn Duffy to meet him at the bank and get him in on it too.  Why do I have the feeling everything will go to shit and Wynn Duffy will be the one walking away with all the cash!?

Raylan visits Bubba and tells him Boyd is planning to rob the bank.  Then Bubba one-ups him on his knowledge, and says he heard Quarles is going to rob Boyd as soon as he comes out of the bank.  Raylan: "Christmas is coming early to law enforcement!"  Raylan is sure the money's no longer at the bank.

Boyd is suspicious and accuses #2 of setting him up.  Boyd ain't no fool, people!!  He's right; it's a setup and they're trying to get him locked up for good.  Because he's utterly crazy, Dickie gets the upper-hand when Boyd leaves the bar to find Ava, and holds a gun on #2, demanding to know where the money is.  They leave the bar together, followed by both cops and Bubba's #3.  Boyd had to leave to find Ava because she wasn't answering her phone -- Arlo held a gun on her and then locked her in a room.

So guess where the money is?  With Loretta!!!  Dickie locks #2 in the car trunk outside her house.  Raylan is waiting inside, since Bubba called him and told him where the money was.  Raylan lounging in a chair holding a gun is a thing of beauty.  Dickie ain't going back to prison, so he pulls on Raylan.  Boom.  Raylan shoots him, but he doesn't seem dead yet.  He's letting Loretta keep the money, per his deal with Bubba, he just tells her not to buy a new Lexus.

Q is getting high as shit in Wynn Duffy's RV, smoking oxy off foil, the classy way.  Bubba calls him and tells him to go to the bar and eliminate Boyd.  Wynn has Q's car rigged with explosives, but isn't setting them off yet, figuring he'd like Q to take care of Boyd first.  Just when you think all the pieces are coming together, they reassemble somewhere else!!

Q is getting even higher outside of the bar, when Boyd comes out to him.  Wynn explodes Q's car at the same time that Q shoots his sneaky arm gun at Boyd.  Boyd is at least knocked out and Q is on fire.  When the cops arrive, Q shoots Tom!!  Noooooo not Trooper Tom!!!!!!!!!  Raylan gets there, but Q is gone.

Damn, son, next week is gonna be crazy!!!!

The Challenge: Battle of the Exes: Finale Part II

Sorry about that, folks.  My ass was brainwashed into thinking books were a good idea, and I was preoccupied with reading The Hunger Games trilogy in 11 days.  But guess what?  The third book SUCKED ASS so I'm out.  Back to normal.  No more books for me.  I'm so pissed I need to watch The Challenge NOW!  At least that's only 42 minutes long....

Everyone is awoken in the dark on the frozen tundra.  Their challenges include a nasty-food one, of course.  Diem's a vegetarian but has to eat some animal's head and a cup of blood.   But other than that, there isn't a whole lot to talk about.  The usual challenges.  Just in snow.  So they seem even more awful.

CT's the Big Disappointment this time around, as he's utterly exhausted and literally useless by the time a puzzle comes along.  It's a battle between CT and Diem and Camila and Johnny; I don't even know what happened to Emily and Ty.

Winners: Johnny and Camila.  Ew I hate Johnny.  But seriously - where are Emily and Ty?  Did they die and I missed it?  There they are -- I wonder how far behind they were.  Cuz seriously.  It seemed like 8 hours.

Wrath of the Games

Let's get one thing straight - I don't read books. But I'm not oblivious to hype and I've heard people of all ages, genders, and types enjoying The Hunger Games trilogy. And then when my friend, whom I trust as a literary snob, said she loved it, I gave in. I read the first book over the course of one round-trip plane ride and I finished the second book this morning. I expect to be done with the trilogy by this time next week. I can't recommend these books enough - particularly in the first one, the teen angst is amazing and I love it.  This is a movie that has a mall tour, people - I'm too old for this shit!  BUT I'M NOT!

Let's get another thing straight. I'm Team Peeta and I won't hear any arguments in the other direction. The movie is great, but for once in my life I can actually be one of those people who is all, "The book is better."  Well, of course the book is going to be better.  The movie is based on the admittedly-odd premise that once a year, kids are sent into an arena for a televised fight to the death. There is only one victor. Honestly, I can see televised fights to the death being a real thing in the future, it's the kids thing I think is weird. Anyway, it's about a girl named Katniss sent into the arena with a fellow resident, Peeta. I also hate books with characters with weird names, which also held me back from reading them.  I got over it.  Katniss rules plain and simple. She's not gonna sit back and whine like Bella Swan. Hell, she'd shoot an arrow through that girl's heart.

Anyway, the book is naturally better because it's more in-depth.  If anything, I think the movie was missing most of the angsty romance I loved so much in the book.  You don't get as much of the on-the-brink-of-death-starvation experience either - both before and during the Games. Too many sequences are shortened, and it's nice to have read the book to fill in the blanks. It's hard to be objective about it, but it was still great and it was cool to see the awesome characters brought to life. Mike didn't read it and he liked it. I just had to answer a few questions for him, but really that's the norm around here.

Now, because marriage is about compromise, we followed The Hunger Games with Wrath of the Titans.  Fun fact: the electronic board at the theater called it Wrath of the Tit -- that movie sounds awesome.  This sequel is the same movie as the first. With more volcano. And more of me falling asleep during fight sequences.  I really can't believe they made a second one.  Skip it!

Fringe

Freak of the Week:  Remember that episode from - I don't know - maybe the first season - where the guy on an airplane gets a nosebleed and then turns into a horrific porcupine monster in the bathroom?  That again.

Olivia's going through a million psych evals because of her changing-identity-and-memories issues, and is forced to take time off.  So she has to sit at home while Pacey gets called out on cases with the Fringe team.  Better make him dinner, bitch!

This case is familiar to Peter, of course, right down to the exact flight number.  Peter calls in Olivia to help since she remembers the case as well.  They're all at the guy's house when another porcupine monster attacks Lincoln and I scream.  Yay for a genuine scare!  But now Lincoln's infected.

The case isn't a 100% match.  Olivia and Peter visit that little bald guy who runs the used bookstore to get him to decipher a tattoo on the original porcupine dude.  It leads them to a group who is interested in guided mutation, creating the next evolution of the species.

The second porcupine guy has wings too.  And a regular, hot human chick who loves him and supports him and flies around with him.  Weird.  When the team catches up to them, and Lincoln shoots the porcupine guy 100 times, the chick starts attacking Lincoln, til Peter shoots her off him.  Naturally, Walter finds a cure for Lincoln.

At the end, we see all kinds of hybrid creatures contained on a boat somewhere.  Like goddamn Freaky Noah's Ark.

Walter's Food Thing of the Week:  Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. That actually doesn't sound awful. 

This Week's Code: FU (heh) FUTURE.

Justified

Art wants Quarles prosecuted for his threat against Raylan, and accompanies Raylan to protect him.  And Quarles wants his bribery money back from soon-to-be-ex-Sheriff Napier.  So Quarles works with him to steal the money from a local drug dealer, one who is under Boyd Crowder's protection.  He brutally murders the drug dealer. 

Dickie is released from prison.  Dickie has crazier hair than Boyd ever did, and that's saying a lot. Boyd wants Dickie dead, but not before he gets the millions.  Ellen Mae tells Dickie that Bubba keeps his money buried under the church.  Tim and Rachel get one of Dickie's cronies to wear a wire and transmit his conversation with Dickie about the money. 

A couple guys from Detroit are looking for Quarles, and Wynn Duffy seems willing to help them out. They go to the motel room and find that kid, still chained to the toilet with a ball gag in his mouth.  On the bright side, he's alive??

Quarles visits Bubba, with his cash and drug score, to see if he can lay low there for a while.  But Bubba doesn't want the drugs, and tells him to bring it back when it's all cash.

Wynn calls The Big Detroit Bad - Adam Arkin!! - and offers to take Quarles's place in the business once he's killed.  Adam Arkin tells him to bring Quarles to him dead or alive and he's in, with reward money to boot.  Boyd gets his revenge by luring Quarles to the brothel and tasering him.  He's on the phone with Wynn at the time, and Boyd hops on the line to partner with Wynn in taking Q out in exchange for the bounty.

When Dickie goes to pick up the 46 grand from Bubba's #2, Tim and Rachel are there to bust the drop and seize the money.  They also go to raid the church, but the money isn't there anymore.  Bubba's #2 partners up with Dickie to steal the money from Bubba, and wants to partner with Boyd too.

Lots of doomed partnerships starting here - everyone's coming together to get that money - and setup for the final 2 episodes.

Fringe

Freak of the Week: Creepy guy with burns all over his face applies what seems to be a pheromone or something that makes some strange woman kiss him.  But as soon as the effects wear off and she backs away, he Saran-wraps her face, so there isn't much more kissing....

But it's even creepier -- the pheromone is some combination of pheromones and the victims' dead-husbands' mojo, which Burn Victim extracts by dehydrating the guys, extracting the DNA or mojo or whatever it is.  Olivia and Lincoln raid Burn Victim's place and find the latest male victim.  I love it when Olivia wears her wool hat.  It means she's ready to kick some ass.  The team heads to the wife's house... but it turns out their marriage wasn't all that great.  And that the killer is actually at the dead guy's mistress's house!! Olivia and Lincoln arrive just as he's about to kill the mistress and save the day. 

In side plot news, Olivia's freaked out by her 2 sets of memories, but also doesn't remember half of what she should, like breakfasts with Nina.  Olivia wants Walter to fix her (but then by the end, decides to just let things happen and let the new memories take over).  Lincoln just plain wants Olivia.  Lincoln has really beautiful eyes.

Walter analyzes video of The Disappearing Observer Incident that was captured in the lab.  When slowed way, way down, you see other Observers come in, take September, and September does something to Peter's eye.  Now it's time to analyze Peter's eye.  Walter pulls a little something out of Peter's pupil.  Puke.  The thing has writing on it - an address - that was designed to essentially be read by Peter's subconscious, to drive him to visit that location.

When Peter visits the address, it appears to be where Observers live, though no one's home. Just a bunch of old newspapers and a couple Observer hats.  And a beeping record player that hides a suitcase containing their little observing devices.  He takes a tracking device and follows its lead to the middle of the woods, where one of those bullet-shaped things comes out of the ground.

Peter takes it home and pokes around at it until it activates and shoots a beam of light up into his house.  In that beam of light, September appears.  The thing was a beacon to lead September back because the Observers weren't letting him play on Earth anymore.  Or something.  Now Peter wants September to help him back home.  He tells Peter he's been home all along and that Olivia is his Olivia.  Then he and the Magic Bullet disappear.

Olivia and Peter have a middle of the night, middle of the street reunion kiss.  For a couple I never wanted to be together in the first place, I'm happy they're back together!!!

Walter's Food Thing of the Week: He's run out of M&Ms.

This Week's Code: QUILL.

Project Runway All Stars: Finale Part II

Come on, Mondo!  Let's do this!

Austin's having a fashion orgasm.  I don't want to watch Austin have a fashion orgasm. 

There's an awful fake, half-hearted red carpet and pathetic crowd of people.  This ain't Fashion Week, honey.

Austin calls his collection "Austin Scarlett" (natch).  It's made for a vampire from the 18th century who now resides in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and borrows clothes from her Hasidic dandy friends.  OK.....  It looks every bit the way he meant it to, but I don't consider that a good thing.  Meanwhile, he's fashion orgasming again.  Gross.

Mondo of course presents "Therapy" and it's wonderful.  I love the models' hair.

Michael bring us "Serengeti."  It's awesome.  A bit too literal for me, with all of the animal prints, but I'll allow it.

Austin's was just a bunch of melodramatic crap.  I'd be fine with Michael winning, but we know Mondo is my first love.  There is a ton of dragging things out; a TON.

Michael comes in third, which is crap.

Winner: Mondo.  YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh Austin, always the bridesmaid but never the bride.  Take your homeless mother to Paris with you.

The Challenge: Battle of the Exes: Finale Part I

The Dome: Mark and Robin v. Camila and Johnny, in that brutal pull-the-stick-away-from-the-other-person challenge.  Camila kicks Robin's ass and Johnny breaks the old guy down.

Bye-bye: Mark and Robin.  Go raise your son, sweetie.  Mark of course claims this is his retirement, but I don't buy it.

Time to travel to ICELAND!!  That sounds like a goddamn nightmare, but these idiots are excited.  I hope their dicks freeze off.   Because it's -10 degrees.  TJ tells them to get some rest.  So of course they go out and do some shots.

The final challenge involves 7 different checkpoints. And they HAVE to finish; you can't quit and settle for third.  Sounds like a TJ Rule.

First up is dog-sledding and then they have to jump into an icy river. The best time at those events gets the best sleeping accommodations.  They're all sleeping on the glacier tonight.  I like the whole ranking of accommodations.  Nice.

CT and Diem are in 1st, so they sleep in a tent with an air mattress, fur blankets, and heating lamps.  Johnny and Camila are in 2nd, and get a little heater.  Emily and Ty are last, so they sleep on 2 yoga mats.  Honestly, it would have been better if it had been, like, a hotel room v. a cabin v. a tent.  But I guess there aren't a lot of hotels on the middle of glaciers.

To be continued!!!

Justified

The sheriff's deputies try to plant drugs in Shelby's car, but Shelby catches them. Boyd wants to retaliate, so he gets info on the Sheriff's sister from Bubba. He also gets Bubba on his side in the election... though I think Bubba is on all sides and no sides at all. Boyd pays a visit to the Sheriff's sister; I'm scared of Boyd again. But New Boyd just offers her a job.

Boyd and Ava offer free booze and blow jobs for votes. Democracy in Harlan rules!! Unfortunately, Sheriff Napier wins. Dagger. But then the Clerk of the Court has to overturn the results -- Napier is ineligible for office because his sister works for the Clerk now. Boyd is there to rub it in Quarles's face, and it's beautiful.

A male hustler with a gun comes to see Quarles in Wynn Duffy's RV, asking about his friend, the missing male hustler. Quarles tells the kid that he was pimped-out by his heroin addict father until he finally killed him at age 14. Insanity. Wynn Duffy is horrified, which is always amusing. He knows he's in too deep.

Dickie is scheduled to be released and Raylan has to make a victim statement to the court, and is apparently nervous about public speaking, so he's coached by the hot bartender. Quarles pops by the bar and says one day he'll kill Raylan. Raylan fires his gun, kicks everyone out of the bar, and says, "Why wait?" HE CHALLENGES HIM TO A GODDAMN DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the bartender pulls a gun and Quarles gives up and leaves. And then Raylan bangs the bartender, because what else would he do? I love this bartender. She's awesome.

Raylan just ends up telling the judge to release Dickie so he can hunt him down. Because he enjoys chasing fugitives. And he wants Dickie to lead them to the Bennett money.

Psycho Quarles is in a hotel room, stripping down, giving himself a crazy, inspirational pep talk, and snorting drugs and drinking. And then he walks into the bathroom naked... where the male hustler who used to have a gun is chained to the toilet. Oh lord help us, Quarles is freaking NUTS and I love it!

The Walking Dead

I don't love The Walking Dead.  I don't even enjoy it half the time, and it's not as good as it could or should be.  But I keep watching.  Why?  Because I'm Team Zombie, and there's nothing like it on TV.

OMG these people and their emotions and their moral dilemmas and their talking.  Let's not even mention how much the women just stand around talking about their periods.  Or how many times everyone yells, "Carl!" in a Southern accent.  Or how they spent half a damn season looking for a dumb little girl who was clearly not gonna come back.  Even in a world without zombies, you can't wander into the woods and expect to live.

But yes, I watch for the zombies.  And because they've had some cool gore effects and a couple genuine surprises (Dale's death... thank god that annoying old man is gone).  You're guaranteed an awesome 5-7 minutes a week.  I was also Team Shane because he became genuinely crazy and dangerous.  I love crazy.  But then last week, Rick killed Shane, he caught the zombie virus (which is apparently simply airborne), and then Carl's dumb ass killed Shane again.  R.I.P. Shane.  What will I do now?  Oh that's right -- I have Daryl.  OMG I love Daryl so much.  I used to love the Asian guy, but he's been blah and pointless this season.  Daryl and Andrea - that's really all I got now.  Because I'm sure as hell not rooting for Lori's dumb ass.  Or Carl's.  CARRRRRLLLLL! 

The last few minutes of last week were epic - epic action, epic music, epic visuals.  I wish the show was that good for the other 36 minutes. I also wish my cable company carried AMC in HD; it will seriously be the death of me.  I can't keep watching TV like a poor person.  But anyway -- on to the season finale....

We open in the city.  I miss the city.  I hate being stuck on that farm.  It's worth noting that there was a helicopter in the sky.  Other people are alive!  Yay!  A massive herd of zombies are making their way from the city through the fields to the farm, like some sort of goddamn pilgrimage.  Rick and Carl make it to the barn while everyone else sets up on the front porch or drives around in the vehicles, shooting whatever they can.  Rick takes out a bunch of them by luring them inside and lighting the barn on fire.

Lori's freaking out because she can't find Carl.  Yeah, idiot - you never keep an eye on him.  Now shut the eff up and shoot some goddamn zombies!!!!  The zombies make off with a couple of the random members of the farm family.  It's total chaos and a freaking invasion and no one knows who's alive and who's dead and people still think Shane is alive and with Rick and I LOVE IT! Until they leave Andrea behind.  Then I'm screaming at the TV.  Seriously, everyone drove off in their separate vehicles... and left her behind.  Die, people.  Die.

Everyone reunites on the highway.  Except, you know, ANDREA.  She's running through the woods, killing zombies.  Yeah, she is!!  Go Andrea!!!

Rick tells everyone that they're all infected with the zombie virus.  That's what the dude told him at the CDC last year.  OK now I have a real problem -- why wouldn't Rick tell people that right away?  It's kind of important to know that when someone drops dead they're going to be zombified no matter what.  The kind of detail you want to know when living in close quarters.  I would've been happier if they had said you could catch it through scratches.  And now this means Shane wasn't turning recently, he was just crazy and murderous?  Eh, I don't buy that either. I'll stick with my theory.

Rick tells everyone the whole saga of Zombie!Shane, and now Lori wants no part of him.  Jesus, woman.  Make up your stupid mind.  Rick also declares that it's not a democracy anymore; so I guess he's the King now.

Andrea's still on the run, killing more zombies, out of ammo, but stabbing them in the face and what not.  And just when she's about to get it, she's saved.  A hooded figure (did I see boobs on this figure?) slices off the zombie's head.  This hooded figure is also walking 2 arm-less zombies on chains.

It was a killer finale with a nice setup of what's to come.  I wish this show lived up to its promise.  I'll hope for the best!