10 March 2007

Child Predators

This week's Dateline: To Catch a Predator offered the usual entertainment.

Number of men who sent photos of their genitals: 6

Oldest Guy: 53, with a slow-ass limp, but he looked 80

Chris-Hansen-Reading-Back-The-Transcript Quote of the Night: "We will be making love all the time with my tongue up your blank." (That came from the old dude.)

Best Screen Name: "luvs2eaturpeach". I told Mike to use it for his PS3 online screen name.

There was also a dude who drove across the state during the night with a freaking arsenal in his truck. Nice. Next week, we get updates on the guys and DVD-style commentary from Chris Hansen.

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