16 July 2008

Project Runway Is Back, Bitches!

It was fun picking out "the quirky ones", "the urban ones", and "the straight one". As ever, there are far too many designers at the beginning to keep track of. I liked Jennifer's portfolio, and I like Terri, Kelli, and Kenley (she's so hot and I love her style and I'm in LOVE with her!!). I don't like Suede because of his name and usage of the word "whackadoodle". And Blayne because of his name and perma-tan and general grossness.

Challenge: grocery store!! A Project Runway classic! Too many tablecloths all around; that's the easy way out and they shouldn't let people get them. Tim Gunn gives all the tablecloth users a complex, so they all just start adding things to their clothes - and that's always a mistake!

Guest Judge: The FABULOUS Austin from Season 1!

Blayne's was a HOT MESS!! Stella's was literally some garbage bags hanging from her model. And Jerry's was a freaking raincoat made out of a shower curtain, how unoriginal. Michael Kors called it a "bridal nurse" LOL.

Winner: Kelli. Yay!

Good-bye: Jerry. We hardly knew ye. I felt like he had some potential, and was a good guy, but he just sucked at this challenge. And of course they ended up keeping the "whackier" personalities.

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