09 March 2009

Heroes Hates Animals

The Puppet Master is in the Bennet kitchen, eating their popcorn, looking for Claire's help. Claire's wig is what needs help; it looks bad again. Even Mike noticed it. I could walk into the house wearing a short blonde wig and he wouldn't notice, but this he noticed.

Claire gets a job at the comic book store where Aquaman worked. Damn, he's gone for good? She gets hired because she's hot. Way to keep stereotyping creepy nerds, show.

Matt is in front of the Capitol Building with a bomb strapped to his chest. Nathan goes to see him all, WTF, dude? Agent Vampire tries to blow the bomb remotely, but there's interference. Rebel perhaps? The bomb is disarmed, and I guess the end result of this whole bit is that Agent Vampire and Nathan don't trust each other now. WHY DOES NATHAN HAVE A TOOTHPICK IN HIS MOUTH!? Answer: "Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this." Toothpick!Nathan fires Agent Vampire and promotes Bennet.

Sylar turns up at some godforsaken hellhole of a trailer park. Something always told me Sylar was trailer trash. That Southern accent in Season 1 was just too good. Daddy is there - and it's Lex Luthor's Daddy! Yes, it's John Glover, who always brings the crazy. He's dying from cancer - and still smoking. Ah, a man who stands by his convictions.

Daddy has lots of abilities too. But I don't know what they were talking about - I was far too distracted by and worried for the rabbit. And then Sylar killed the rabbit! Boooooooo. Kill all the people you want, but not that adorable bunny! Boooooo.

When Daddy sees that Sylar can heal, he decides he wants that ability for himself. But Sylar is stronger, fights him off, and then leaves, taking the bunny with him. That bunny died for no reason, man!

In the end, Hiro and Ando show up to save "Matt Parkman" -- but it's his baby, Little Matt. Now we get Adventures in Babysitting? Sylar shows up to Agent Vampire's house. And agents finally come for Claire, but Nathan flies in to save her.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think I'm a little bit traumatized by the whole bunny ordeal. This will take some time.