Kat tells Chet and all of us ALL about how she has to shoehorn open her vagina every day. Thanks.
Devyn meets with a fashion designer for a job. How many "cool/arty NYC jobs" are these people going to apply for!!?? And of course she becomes the freaking Director of Public Relations. Lord in heaven. In 5 years, she plans to have a fashion line, be a movie star, and own a dessert restaurant. Do me a favor: remind me to look her up in 5 years and we'll see where she really is. Maybe Real World/Road Rules Challenges. Some E!/VH1 reality show... if she's lucky.
Chet tries his douchebag hand at interviewing musicians no one has heard of again. With a bow tie. Again. How hip and alternative he is. HAAAATE! Chet says the band is really good because they get the audience involved -- clapping. Wow. That sure is interactive, Chet. Bands never get audiences to clap along with songs or anything. Have I mentioned HAAAAAAAAATE!?
Baya sucks at dance and this thing called perseverance, but at least she knows it. She keeps taking free classes. Of course, the Household Circle Jerk is in full effect and Sarah tells her she was the best one in the class. Ugh.
Chet gets an audition at MTV. No, really? MTV? The channel that you are currently ON!? I loathe him so much I just couldn't pay full attention to his freaking worry over his outfit, his audition, his inflated ego. GODDAMN! But then I paid attention when he started floundering and fleeing for Chapstick and generally screwing up his audition! HAHAHAHA! He thinks he did well and is all ready to quit school for this fabulous job. Ass.
At least Kat/Kate/WhateverSheGoesBy does something that gives back to the transgendered community. These other people are so selfish they make me sick. Of course, next week Kat thinks about leaving the house. Great. She's better off.
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