The Real World: You Won't Get Tears From Me!!

Great. A Ryan-centric episode. Then again, this year Anybody-centric sucks.

He shows the roomies his film. Gee, I wonder if they'll like it! Jesus. It was basically about an alcoholic who shoots himself in the face at the end. Lovely. But OMG guess what? "I loved it. It was awesome" was his feedback. Of course.

At this point, I almost fell asleep I was so bored. Thanks for the close-up of Ryan eating a sandwich, MTV. That's riveting effing television.

War is bad. Yes. Now you're boring AND depressing, thanks.

And then they go and put in a Chet segment. He has a cardboard cutout of himself made. HUH? WHY!? Like, he literally just took it home and hung it on the wall. Did I miss an explanation? I don't think so. And he gets pissed when the roommates "vandalize" it. OMG now he's a baby AND a douche.

At least this makes Ryan look normal when he dresses as Uncle Sam on Election Day. For no apparent reason. Like, he attends an election party like that. Douche. Obama wins and Republican Douchebags Scott and Chet just stare ahead blankly. HAHAHAHA they're so bitter.

Ryan gets a call back to active duty. OK, that sucks, dude. Though I have to laugh that he gets this news while wearing multi-colored knee high socks. At least he doesn't sing about it -- yet.

Are these idiots going on a vacation soon or something? That'll be the most boring vacation ever.