The Real World: It's All I Talk About

OK, so this has officially turned into The Real World Blog and I don't like it. But I watched last week's late and then remembered I could watch this week's now and just wanted to get it the hell over with.

Early on, the focus is on Katelynn and Scott and how close they are. Meaning they're destined to fight later on. Katelynn has to go-go dance on the night of Scott's birthday party, so she can't make it. Of course Scott's going to throw a fit about it and be bitchy at her from now on. His revenge? Moving the living room furniture into her bedroom. Wacky. She retaliates by turning over all of the chairs in the house. Fun. He retaliates by locking up all of the dishes. She hides the billiard balls. Are you kidding me? Children. Really lame children.

The roommates have to work on organizing a screening of a movie based on Pedro's life. Ah, Pedro. Back in the good ol' days when The Real World was amazing and the people were real, not fame-whores. At any rate, the movie looks awful. The acting is cringe-worthy, and we didn't even see much of it. Can't you just show the old episodes instead of making a crappy movie?

Naturally, Chet makes it all about him when he wants to "host" the screening and the roommates say he's not right for it because he's a virgin. How about he's not right for it because he's a douchebag? ALSO - it's not like your usual hosting gigs, dude, it's a freaking movie screening. This isn't something for your resume, lame ass. The turnout for the screening is horrifically low. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Katelynn wants to leave the house because she's poor. That's a new one. Usually they leave because they're raging alcoholics, fighting, or crying about something. I don't think anyone has ever left the house to become a financially-responsible adult. I think ol' Kat might be my favorite. But she doesn't leave, because Scott offers her the money she needs. Which is sweet, because he does it because she can continue to be a voice for transgendered people. That still doesn't excuse how douchebaggy he is.

Next week: Ryan has to go back to Iraq. Great. That just means more songs.