Big Brother: Today's Losers, Today's Winners

Dammit, Kim, you win! America voted to bring back Alex! (Parker came in second.)

But.... no... what's this? Could it be? False advertising on the part of CBS?! Alex wins America's vote, but now it's up to the Houseguests to decide: Do they bring back "the mystery Houseguest that America voted to bring back" or James, who they just evicted? Well, James wins and he comes back in the house. So Alex has to go back to sequester with Amanda, although hopefully they take pity and put them all together in one house because he and Amanda can't stand living together and I feel bad for the man.

Anything else that happened tonight really didn't matter, since James was brought back. I liked the part where Sheila told Natalie that Matt had kissed Sharon. Natalie instantly gets jealous and guns for Sharon. But, since she'll do whatever Matt tells her to since she's the weakest player here, she voted to evict James.

The show ends with one of those long-ass endurance Head of Household competitions that's bound to last all night. James let an F-bomb through and the censors hit the dump button too late. HA! He was saying something like, "if you F me like that again..." I hope he or Chelsia get HoH and put up Matt and Ryan, just because I like the backstabbing and conniving.