10 March 2008

Big Brother

Gotta love the Psycho-esque music that plays in the background when Natalie talks about how Matt really likes her. She's such a nutjob. Also, she probably shouldn't bother with the Big Brother interpretations of the Bible. God didn't have all this in mind.

Continuing with the Church of Big Brother theme, Joshuah prayed - out loud – in the hot tub – mostly for help with his diet and getting a flatter stomach.

I love how they have to blur out Natalie's ass whenever she's just walking around the house. Put some damn pants on! This was really her show last night because she was also so sure that there were 27 letters in the alphabet. She even went so far as to count them out while she said the alphabet – and she had been counting the "and" in "W, X, Y, and Z." OMG she is the dumbest.

You know there's nothing going on in the Big Brother house when we get a one-minute segment of the flabby gay guy dancing around the house.

Nominated for eviction: Chelsia and Sharon. Question: where did Sharon’s eyebrows go?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just made a comment about how her eyebrows are dreadful too. WHY DO WOMEN DO THAT?!?!?! Eyebrows are necessary, especially for TV!
Also, what kind of pull do you have at CBS to get Alex back on BB??? I will begin my 2 days of non-stop voting now!