Keep in mind, I eat Doritos like it's my job.
Very spicy, but they do taste like jalapeno poppers.
This deserves more than my usual 2-6 word review. HOLY CRAP THEY ARE AWESOME! You can really taste the beef, cheese, and LETTUCE! Seriously, I taste lettuce. It was like that scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where Violet Beauregarde tries that gum that tastes like a full meal. I was freaking out. Get them.